Excuses for missing Work....
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 11:49 am
Employers all over the country have given examples of
the whackiest reasons their employees had given:
1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.
2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept
charging the employee every time she tried to go to
her car from her house.
3. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his
expecting wife.
4. Employee called from his cell phone, said he was
accidentally locked in a restroom stall and no one was
around to let him out.
5. Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof
while drunk.
6. Employee’s wife said he couldn’t come into work
because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.
7. One of the walls in the employee’s home fell off
the night before.
Employee’s mother was in jail.
8. A skunk got into the employee’s house and sprayed
all of his uniforms.
Employee had bad hiccups.
9. Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.
10. Employee’s horses got loose and were running down
the highway.
11. Employee was hit by a bus while walking.
12. Employee’s dog swallowed her bus pass.
13. Employee was sad.
the whackiest reasons their employees had given:
1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.
2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept
charging the employee every time she tried to go to
her car from her house.
3. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his
expecting wife.
4. Employee called from his cell phone, said he was
accidentally locked in a restroom stall and no one was
around to let him out.
5. Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof
while drunk.
6. Employee’s wife said he couldn’t come into work
because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.
7. One of the walls in the employee’s home fell off
the night before.
Employee’s mother was in jail.
8. A skunk got into the employee’s house and sprayed
all of his uniforms.
Employee had bad hiccups.
9. Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.
10. Employee’s horses got loose and were running down
the highway.
11. Employee was hit by a bus while walking.
12. Employee’s dog swallowed her bus pass.
13. Employee was sad.