ForumGarden

--Go to Google.com



--Click on Maps.



--Click on get Directions.



--From New York,New York



--To Paris,France.



--And read line # 23.



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi

1 min



2. Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi

1 min



3. Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi

1 min



4. Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft



5. Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi

1 min



6. Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi

12 mins



7. Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi

2 mins



8. Merge onto Triborough Bridge

Partial toll road 0.4 mi

1 min



9. Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi

1 min



10. Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi

2 mins



11. Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi



12. Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi

6 mins



13. Continue on I-95 N

Partial toll road

Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi

1 hour 12 mins



...

14. Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi

37 mins



...

15. Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi



16. Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi

2 mins



17. Merge onto I-84 E

Partial toll road

Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi

38 mins



...

18. Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston

Partial toll road 56.0 mi

56 mins



...

19. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi

1 min



20. Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi

3 mins



21. Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi



22. Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi



23. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi29 days 0 hours



...

24. Slight right at E05 0.5 mi

2 mins



25. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi



26. Turn right at E05

Partial toll road 17.3 mi

22 mins



...

27. At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/Paris/Evreux

Partial toll road 9.1 mi

8 mins



28. Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie

Partial toll road 20.3 mi

17 mins



...

29. Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie

Partial toll road 56.5 mi

47 mins



...

30. Take the exit on the left onto A14 toward Nanterre/La Défense

Partial toll road 12.5 mi

16 mins



...

31. Slight right at N13 1.4 mi

3 mins



32. Turn right at Avenue de Neuilly/N13 269 ft



33. At the traffic circle, take the 4th exit onto Avenue de la Grande Armée 0.7 mi

3 mins



34. At Place Charles de Gaulle, take the 5th exit onto Avenue des Champs-Elysées 1.3 mi

3 mins



35. Slight right at Voie Georges Pompidou 1.4 mi

3 mins



36. Slight left to stay on Voie Georges Pompidou 440 ft



37. Slight right at Quai de la Mégisserie 377 ft



38. Continue on Quai de Gesvres 0.2 mi

1 min



39. Turn left at Place de l'Hôtel de Ville 194 ft







Yes that is funny!!:wah:

yes ma'am!

:yh_rotfl



I didn't believe it at first!

hey, who stole my directions?

guppy;590728 wrote: hey, who stole my directions?


Hey Guppy, ONLY 29 days by swimming, remember when we were gonna go by boat over to Australia....wonder if it's just a few more days...:wah: