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The Innuendo Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:50 pm
by koan
This a thread for screwing around. :D

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:52 pm
by Bryn Mawr
koan;576081 wrote: This a thread for screwing around. :D


Would that be crosshead or Phillips?

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:53 pm
by koan
Bryn Mawr;576083 wrote: Would that be crosshead or Phillips?
I've never seen a cross head... not when I'm done with it.

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:55 pm
by Bryn Mawr
koan;576086 wrote: I've never seen a cross head... not when I'm done with it.


You win :-6

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:02 pm
by koan
Soberano;576091 wrote: Nice one Koan, i have just turned the screw on wifey and got a smack in the chops.:wah: How about starting a thread on tact, that would be more helpful.:D


yes, you'll get a better slapping if you say "please"

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:39 pm
by koan
Bryn Mawr;576089 wrote: You win :-6


The goal is for everyone to win. But it's better when there is more than one player.

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:49 pm
by RedGlitter
koan;576175 wrote: The goal is for everyone to win. But it's better when there is more than one player.


It's always better when theres more than one player...:-3

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:52 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576181 wrote: It's always better when theres more than one player...:-3


Not necessarily. I've got standards. :D

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:29 pm
by RedGlitter
koan;576213 wrote: Not necessarily. I've got standards. :D


Well there's the standards...and then there's the keepers. :D

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:54 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576232 wrote: Well there's the standards...and then there's the keepers. :D


( good one :) )

I'd rather they put out.

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:16 pm
by RedGlitter
koan;576237 wrote: ( good one :) )

I'd rather they put out.


It's more like the output that matters, isn't it? ;)

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:04 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576240 wrote: It's more like the output that matters, isn't it? ;)


like any outlet, you want to know what voltage is involved.

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:11 pm
by BH672
koan;576252 wrote: like any outlet, you want to know what voltage is involved.


A/C or D/C? Or both?

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:23 pm
by koan
BH672;576255 wrote: A/C or D/C? Or both?


I suppose that's like length or width... you can't have both. :(

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:50 pm
by RedGlitter
koan;576258 wrote: I suppose that's like length or width... you can't have both. :(


It's all about the rocket in the socket...no need to get anybody's wires crossed.

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Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:55 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576262 wrote: It's all about the rocket in the socket...no need to get anybody's wires crossed.


or to go off half cocked :wah:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:19 am
by Galbally
There is nothing like a good old fashioned, no messing about, ride really is there? Its nearly as good as a good dinner. Oh wait, I mean a ride on a bus, (a love bus?) this is innuendo after all, you know a slice of lady watermelon, a game of low rider, backwards backgammon, butter thy neighbour, reality TV doctors and nurses, naughty cops and robbers, indoor pot-holing, its all good init? :wah:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:41 am
by koan
looks like you were so busy riding you forgot to get off.





:o

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:05 am
by Galbally
koan;576283 wrote: looks like you were so busy riding you forgot to get off.





:o




I always get off my dear, just not before the right stop. Arf arf. :wah:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:07 am
by RedGlitter
Is that on an all-day ticket? ;)

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:26 am
by Galbally
RedGlitter;576323 wrote: Is that on an all-day ticket? ;)


Oh a morning rambler or a night-bus special is how I usually ride. :sneaky:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:47 am
by RedGlitter
What about change-overs? :D

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:01 am
by Uncle Kram
My girlfriend asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one ;)

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:15 am
by RedGlitter
Sounds like you were fully loaded there, Kram.

*ahem*

This thread's getting obnoxious fast :D

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:31 am
by Galbally
RedGlitter;576335 wrote: What about change-overs? :D


As long as your remember you can't be in two buses at once you should be fine, thats my experience. :sneaky:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:54 am
by dubs
And are you a top deck, or a bottom deck man?.....:thinking:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:58 am
by RedGlitter
Galbally;576346 wrote: As long as your remember you can't be in two buses at once you should be fine, thats my experience. :sneaky:


uhhuh...heh heh heh heh.....not going there, not going there...

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:15 am
by devist8me
Sometimes, those top decks are closed off.

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:11 am
by minks
RedGlitter;576323 wrote: Is that on an all-day ticket? ;)


as opposed to an all day sucker??

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:27 am
by RedGlitter
:-2

Dang Minks! You're good at this!

Sucker, well....as long as it's on a firm stick...

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:24 am
by BH672
RedGlitter;576422 wrote: as long as it's on a firm stick...


Is that a two-handed stick?

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:35 am
by Galbally
dubs;576357 wrote: And are you a top deck, or a bottom deck man?.....:thinking:


Oh bottom deck is where all the real fun is. :rolleyes:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:36 am
by Galbally
RedGlitter;576358 wrote: uhhuh...heh heh heh heh.....not going there, not going there...


Maybe later. :lips:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:37 am
by Galbally
devist8me;576373 wrote: Sometimes, those top decks are closed off.


In England you can get on the top from the back of the bus, its a good country, England. :rolleyes:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:55 am
by BH672
Galbally;576490 wrote: you can get on the top from the back of the bus


Are they doggie-style buses?

:D

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:08 am
by devist8me
BH672;576506 wrote: Are they doggie-style buses?

:D


Only for those who have a problem standing up. ;)

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:14 am
by BH672
devist8me;576519 wrote: Only for those who have a problem standing up. ;)


:wah: bark . . . bark!:wah:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:15 am
by RedGlitter
that rather creates a sticky situation...

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:47 am
by Galbally
BH672;576506 wrote: Are they doggie-style buses?

:D


Depends on how big your dog is mate. :wah:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:48 am
by RedGlitter
...and what kinda leash you have him on...

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:57 am
by Galbally
RedGlitter;576539 wrote: ...and what kinda leash you have him on...


OOhh, you naughty little glitter bug. :lips: Generally just enough slack, but not too much you wouldn't want your doggie to go on walkies now. :rolleyes:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm
by RedGlitter
Galbally;576547 wrote: OOhh, you naughty little glitter bug. :lips: Generally just enough slack, but not too much you wouldn't want your doggie to go on walkies now. :rolleyes:


I always teach mine to heel. And beg. :D



*Gosh I love this thread* :p

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:35 pm
by RedGlitter
Pinky;576572 wrote: Mine normally lay at my feet dribbling..:D


==I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER==

:wah:

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:46 pm
by RedGlitter
but are they docked? :lips:

Ok I gotta leave now.......

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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:49 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576586 wrote: but are they docked? :lips:

Ok I gotta leave now.......


are you saying she's like a harbour?