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The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:50 pm
by koan
This a thread for screwing around.

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:52 pm
by Bryn Mawr
koan;576081 wrote: This a thread for screwing around.
Would that be crosshead or Phillips?
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:53 pm
by koan
Bryn Mawr;576083 wrote: Would that be crosshead or Phillips?
I've never seen a cross head... not when I'm done with it.
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:55 pm
by Bryn Mawr
koan;576086 wrote: I've never seen a cross head... not when I'm done with it.
You win :-6
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:02 pm
by koan
Soberano;576091 wrote: Nice one Koan, i have just turned the screw on wifey and got a smack in the chops.:wah: How about starting a thread on tact, that would be more helpful.
yes, you'll get a better slapping if you say "please"
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:39 pm
by koan
Bryn Mawr;576089 wrote: You win :-6
The goal is for everyone to win. But it's better when there is more than one player.
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:49 pm
by RedGlitter
koan;576175 wrote: The goal is for everyone to win. But it's better when there is more than one player.
It's always better when theres more than one player...:-3
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:52 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576181 wrote: It's always better when theres more than one player...:-3
Not necessarily. I've got standards.

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:29 pm
by RedGlitter
koan;576213 wrote: Not necessarily. I've got standards.
Well there's the standards...and then there's the keepers.

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:54 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576232 wrote: Well there's the standards...and then there's the keepers.
( good one

)
I'd rather they put out.
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:16 pm
by RedGlitter
koan;576237 wrote: ( good one

)
I'd rather they put out.
It's more like the output that matters, isn't it?

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:04 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576240 wrote: It's more like the output that matters, isn't it?
like any outlet, you want to know what voltage is involved.
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:11 pm
by BH672
koan;576252 wrote: like any outlet, you want to know what voltage is involved.
A/C or D/C? Or both?
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:23 pm
by koan
BH672;576255 wrote: A/C or D/C? Or both?
I suppose that's like length or width... you can't have both.

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:50 pm
by RedGlitter
koan;576258 wrote: I suppose that's like length or width... you can't have both.
It's all about the rocket in the socket...no need to get anybody's wires crossed.
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:55 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576262 wrote: It's all about the rocket in the socket...no need to get anybody's wires crossed.
or to go off half cocked :wah:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:19 am
by Galbally
There is nothing like a good old fashioned, no messing about, ride really is there? Its nearly as good as a good dinner. Oh wait, I mean a ride on a bus, (a love bus?) this is innuendo after all, you know a slice of lady watermelon, a game of low rider, backwards backgammon, butter thy neighbour, reality TV doctors and nurses, naughty cops and robbers, indoor pot-holing, its all good init? :wah:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:41 am
by koan
looks like you were so busy riding you forgot to get off.
:o
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:05 am
by Galbally
koan;576283 wrote: looks like you were so busy riding you forgot to get off.
:o
I always get off my dear, just not before the right stop. Arf arf. :wah:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:07 am
by RedGlitter
Is that on an all-day ticket?

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:26 am
by Galbally
RedGlitter;576323 wrote: Is that on an all-day ticket?
Oh a morning rambler or a night-bus special is how I usually ride. :sneaky:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:47 am
by RedGlitter
What about change-overs?

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:01 am
by Uncle Kram
My girlfriend asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:15 am
by RedGlitter
Sounds like you were fully loaded there, Kram.
*ahem*
This thread's getting obnoxious fast

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:31 am
by Galbally
RedGlitter;576335 wrote: What about change-overs?
As long as your remember you can't be in two buses at once you should be fine, thats my experience. :sneaky:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:54 am
by dubs
And are you a top deck, or a bottom deck man?.....

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:58 am
by RedGlitter
Galbally;576346 wrote: As long as your remember you can't be in two buses at once you should be fine, thats my experience. :sneaky:
uhhuh...heh heh heh heh.....not going there, not going there...
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:15 am
by devist8me
Sometimes, those top decks are closed off.
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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:11 am
by minks
RedGlitter;576323 wrote: Is that on an all-day ticket?
as opposed to an all day sucker??
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:27 am
by RedGlitter
:-2
Dang Minks! You're good at this!
Sucker, well....as long as it's on a firm stick...
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:24 am
by BH672
RedGlitter;576422 wrote: as long as it's on a firm stick...
Is that a two-handed stick?
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:35 am
by Galbally
dubs;576357 wrote: And are you a top deck, or a bottom deck man?.....
Oh bottom deck is where all the real fun is. :rolleyes:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:36 am
by Galbally
RedGlitter;576358 wrote: uhhuh...heh heh heh heh.....not going there, not going there...
Maybe later.

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:37 am
by Galbally
devist8me;576373 wrote: Sometimes, those top decks are closed off.
In England you can get on the top from the back of the bus, its a good country, England. :rolleyes:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:55 am
by BH672
Galbally;576490 wrote: you can get on the top from the back of the bus
Are they doggie-style buses?

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:08 am
by devist8me
BH672;576506 wrote: Are they doggie-style buses?
Only for those who have a problem standing up.

The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:14 am
by BH672
devist8me;576519 wrote: Only for those who have a problem standing up.
:wah: bark . . . bark!:wah:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:15 am
by RedGlitter
that rather creates a sticky situation...
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:47 am
by Galbally
BH672;576506 wrote: Are they doggie-style buses?
Depends on how big your dog is mate. :wah:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:48 am
by RedGlitter
...and what kinda leash you have him on...
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:57 am
by Galbally
RedGlitter;576539 wrote: ...and what kinda leash you have him on...
OOhh, you naughty little glitter bug.

Generally just enough slack, but not too much you wouldn't want your doggie to go on walkies now. :rolleyes:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm
by RedGlitter
Galbally;576547 wrote: OOhh, you naughty little glitter bug.

Generally just enough slack, but not too much you wouldn't want your doggie to go on walkies now. :rolleyes:
I always teach mine to heel. And beg.
*Gosh I love this thread* :p
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:35 pm
by RedGlitter
Pinky;576572 wrote: Mine normally lay at my feet dribbling..
==I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER==
:wah:
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:46 pm
by RedGlitter
but are they docked?
Ok I gotta leave now.......
The Innuendo Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:49 pm
by koan
RedGlitter;576586 wrote: but are they docked?
Ok I gotta leave now.......
are you saying she's like a harbour?