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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Are you from Jamacia, cause "Ja-Make-in me Crazy!!"

Had a doctor use this one.

I know you from somewhere. yeah right!

do you have any Irish in you?

would you like some?





hey, Dr. G feel free to use that one, ok?? :wah:

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.





Get your coat love you've pulled





Your dad's wearing my brother's wig (this really happened at a fancy dress party when I was 16)

I'm not jimbo.



















Well I had too try it.

I would drink your bathwater.



that was from some movie...........

YZGI;570837 wrote: I'm not jimbo.


:wah: hahahaha! :wah:

I'll bet that one works every time!!!

sunny104;570840 wrote: I would drink your bathwater.



that was from some movie...........


A guy actually told me that in high school:wah:

WonderWendy3;570861 wrote: A guy actually told me that in high school:wah:


that one would probably work on me.....

sunny104;570862 wrote: that one would probably work on me.....


sorry for throwing the thread, but I dated him for a year!!:wah:

WonderWendy3;570863 wrote: sorry for throwing the thread, but I dated him for a year!!:wah:


thrown threads end up being the most fun! :p

God, corny chat up lines??? Well, it was never my forte, but how about "excuse me miss, I seem to be having some difficulties with an enormous erection at the moment, do you know anywhere I could hide it for a few hours, I am awfully embarrassed". Sorry if its blue, I'm thinking off the top of my head here. :wah:

Galbally;570893 wrote: God, corny chat up lines??? Well, it was never my forte, but how about "excuse me miss, I seem to be having some difficulties with an enormous erection at the moment, do you know anywhere I could hide it for a few hours, I am awfully embarrassed". Sorry if its blue, I'm thinking off the top of my head here. :wah:


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



enormous??:sneaky:

that could end ya with a slap Gally.

"your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor"

That bloke over there keeps trying to chat me up, could you help me get rid of him by pretending to be my boyfriend

I prefer to use a subtle approach like throwing my arms around a guy's neck and saying "take me now!"

A bloke once asked me where I'd been all his life - I replied that I hadn't been born for most of it.



Exit one embarrassed bloke followed by the laughter of his mates!:wah:

Pinky;570941 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



Classic one when someone says 'And you are?...'

'Bored and pissed off with being chatted up by old codgers.'

Hehehe!!!


What a shame I'm an old married woman - I'd have loved to have gone on the pull with you!!!:wah:

Wanna bump uglies?

sunny104;570923 wrote: I prefer to use a subtle approach like throwing my arms around a guy's neck and saying "take me now!"


I used to use a similar line.

I'd whisper in her ear, "I want to take you home."

Then I'd pick up her coat, take her hand and lead her towards the door.

The good old days.

:-4

Nice legs. What time do they open?

koan;571036 wrote: Nice legs. What time do they open?


:wah: :wah:

My favorite:

So, whats a nice girl like you standing on this street-corner??:p

i am wise guy , wanna come clubing with me :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"Scuse me love, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?":rolleyes:

Must be the dodgy places I hang out..

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together



How was heaven when you left.



Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!



Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.



The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!



Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.



"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"



"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."



Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!



You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?



Is it hot in here or is it you?



Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?



Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.



Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.



As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!



Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?



What's your favourite colour?



I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?



Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.



If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.



Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.



If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?



Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?



I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?



Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?



I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?



I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.



If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!



I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot



You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.



I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.



Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?



"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."



If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.



I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?



I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke

SuzyB;571081 wrote: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together



How was heaven when you left.



Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!



Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.



The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!



Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.



"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"



"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."



Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!



You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?



Is it hot in here or is it you?



Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?



Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.



Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.



As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!



Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?



What's your favourite colour?



I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?



Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.



If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.



Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.



If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?



Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?



I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?



Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?



I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?



I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.



If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!



I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot



You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.



I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.



Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?



"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."



If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.



I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?



I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke


Wow, exhastive, have they all been used on you Suzy B?, do some guys really say those things, and does it work?? I think in Ireland that sort of approach would usually be disastrous and lead to a night in casualty having a lip gloss holder removed from your backside, Irish women are certainly good for keeping you on your toes. hehehe. Its interesting though.

Galbally;571086 wrote: Wow, exhastive, have they all been used on you Suzy B?, do some guys really say those things, and does it work?? I think in Ireland that sort of approach would usually be disastrous and lead to a night in casualty having a lip gloss holder removed from your backside, Irish women are certainly good for keeping you on your toes. hehehe. Its interesting though.


Between my friends and I, they have been used and that was just by us

One I heard by an aussie friend..

"nice shoes,wanna f**k?"

It still makes me laugh.

SuzyB;571081 wrote: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together



How was heaven when you left.



Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!



Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.



The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!



Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.



"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"



"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."



Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!



You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?



Is it hot in here or is it you?



Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?



Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.



Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.



As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!



Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?



What's your favourite colour?



I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?



Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.



If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?



I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.



Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.



If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?



Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?



I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?



Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?



I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?



I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.



If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!



I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot



You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.



I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.



Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?



"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."



If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.



I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?



I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke


I was looking for this, got it in email a long time ago!! LOVE IT!

"Are you wearing space trousers? cos your arse is out of this world".

"can I try your beard on?"

:D

[Saffy;571097]"Are you wearing space trousers? cos your arse is out of this world".


:wah: :wah:

To girl: "What's got two thumbs, speaks French and like blow jobs?"

Girl: "Dunno"

"Moi"

SuzyB;571089 wrote: Between my friends and I, they have been used and that was just by us


And they worked then , hehehehe. :wah:

Pinky;571107 wrote: Here's 10 p. Ring your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.


:wah: :wah: The phone box is 30p now!!!!

Are you tired cause you have been running through my mind all night?

They all have internet enabled mobiles now anyway, they would just laugh at us. :rolleyes: God help us!

**** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga?

I saw this one time "Wow you have a nice ass, I can't believe you poop with that".

cinamin;571203 wrote: I saw this one time "Wow you have a nice ass, I can't believe you poop with that".


What? :-2 And was that supposed to turn someone on? Jeez, that guy wasn't thinking that one through was he? :wah:

Hey Pinky,

can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money?



:D

Pinky;571208 wrote: You're gonna pick up such a classy guy with that one.


Ha, no. That wasn't said to me. I heard it somewhere. Like in "The Worst Pickup Lines Ever" book or something. I thought it was weird and gross and funny all at the same time.