Old Italian Don on his Death Bed
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:37 am
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me
your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....
you gonna' have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and
maybe a couple a bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife
inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then . . .pointa
to you watch and say "Times up"?
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver
so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me
your Rolex watch instead?"
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....
you gonna' have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and
maybe a couple a bambinos."
"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife
inna bed with another man. Whadda you gonna do then . . .pointa
to you watch and say "Times up"?