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What is the most embarassing thing you have ever said or done?

Indian Princess;558439 wrote: What is the most embarassing thing you have ever said or done?




Hey IP, I did a post called my humiliation is now complete ouch

I once went for a poo in the factory, and as I was walking back to my office, out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of a yard of toilet paper which hadn't dropped off, flapping about over the top of my jeans. Lucky I didn't head for the main office near the toilets which was the one with all the babes in

Indian Princess;558439 wrote: What is the most embarassing thing you have ever said or done?


Did you ever do anything embarassing?

Got caught having sex by the police on Eastbourne seafront, that was embarrassing but I find it more fun embarrassing other people, I'm nice like that.

I used a toilet in a french railway station only to find that no one had cleared what looked like 3 weeks of bowel movements, it was just a hole in the floor kinda toilet the only thing they had to flush the sewage was a jet cleaner...me not really knowing the power of these things fired the pressure cleaner which then blew all the sewage under the toilet panelling onto the station platform, which was then full of people waiting to go to work...they were then all pounded with 30 shades of shinola, me included!

there would have been a lynching that morning if I was not so caked in Kak myself, strewth what a horror movie that was.

lime-sterman;559012 wrote: I used a toilet in a french railway station only to find that no one had cleared what looked like 3 weeks of bowel movements, it was just a hole in the floor kinda toilet the only thing they had to flush the sewage was a jet cleaner...me not really knowing the power of these things fired the pressure cleaner which then blew all the sewage under the toilet panelling onto the station platform, which was then full of people waiting to go to work...they were then all pounded with 30 shades of shinola, me included!

there would have been a lynching that morning if I was not so caked in Kak myself, strewth what a horror movie that was.


omg!!!!! man that's just sick!

crazygal;558682 wrote: Got caught having sex by the police on Eastbourne seafront, that was embarrassing but I find it more fun embarrassing other people, I'm nice like that.


yes ive felt the getting caught while having sex....... we were once caught by a farmer who chased us with a shot gun pmsl

Years ago cutting shapes on the dancefloor and walked smack bang into a mirror right in front of a group of gorgeous looking blokes

Red;559378 wrote: Years ago cutting shapes on the dancefloor and walked smack bang into a mirror right in front of a group of gorgeous looking blokes
yeah i remember it well :wah: :wah:

jimbo;559465 wrote: yeah i remember it well :wah: :wah:


Christ trust you to have the memory of an elephant flo :wah:

Years ago when I was about 16, I was walking along the road when I noticed a cute guy on the other side of the road.

I kept looking at him, and as he smiled back I walked straight into a lamppost.

Smack on my face.:-5

LondonFan of MJ!;559722 wrote: Years ago when I was about 16, I was walking along the road when I noticed a cute guy on the other side of the road.

I kept looking at him, and as he smiled back I walked straight into a lamppost.

Smack on my face.:-5




What does this have to do with George Bush LF ?

The most embarrassing moment for me was when My friend and I were having lunch in our local pub , and as we were about to leave a bloke asked me the time .

I had forgotten about the can of coke I had in my hand and turned my wrist to look at my watch and then realizing I had spilt coke all over my front

Never went there again . :wah:

Nomad;559724 wrote: What does this have to do with George Bush LF ?


Sorry I don't understand?

LondonFan of MJ!;559745 wrote: Sorry I don't understand?




Right.



Sorry I said the same in another thread and you didnt understand then either. The point being I was carrying the nonsense from there to here thus developing a pattern in which to annoy you. It seems to have backfired on me though.

So sorry...carry on please.

Nomad;559752 wrote: Right.



Sorry I said the same in another thread and you didnt understand then either. The point being I was carrying the nonsense from there to here thus developing a pattern in which to annoy you. It seems to have backfired on me though.

So sorry...carry on please.


Okayyyyyyyy then.

Annoy me? Charming!:p

Well I know now don't I:wah:

*takes note*

LondonFan of MJ!;559755 wrote: Okayyyyyyyy then.

Annoy me? Charming!:p

Well I know now don't I:wah:



*takes note*




No Im sorry Ive outed myself now. We can only discuss cereal and important things like global warming or the square root of numbers. Frivolity missed the boat Im afraid.

Nomad;559761 wrote: No Im sorry Ive outed myself now. We can only discuss cereal and important things like global warming or the square root of numbers. Frivolity missed the boat Im afraid.


This saddens me, If only I could go back in time?

I better study maths!:-3

I like Booberry cereal. Never liked Count Chocula.

LondonFan of MJ!;559769 wrote: This saddens me, If only I could go back in time?



I better study maths!:-3




I am a mad scientist. It could be arranged.

(without a proper assistant I might add)

Nomad;559777 wrote: I am a mad scientist. It could be arranged.

(without a proper assistant I might add)


It depends just how mad you really are?;)

LondonFan of MJ!;559781 wrote: It depends just how mad you really are?;)




That depends entirely on whom you ask. The answer would run the gammut I imagine.

this my worst moment happened last summer all laugh now ever had one of those days i have and its today started badly and then it fell away:(



first i woke up banging hang over then i went to car boot sale with my step



daughter we buy a few bits i buy a piece of keep fit equipment its heavy i leave it at the stall and tell the guy I'll pick it up later only when i go to pick it up i cant remember what the guy looks like or where the stall is doh i leave for home without it



i get to the car park some moron has dented the wing of my car no name phone number left doh doh



my daughter then wants to go swimming ok i say reluctantly for i would rather polish my eyes with a cheese grater than go swimming



we take her friend with us they go get changed i go to put my shorts on I've brung my step sons shorts they so small i manage to squeeze into them some how i look down the term elephant in catapult comes to mind i look totally ridiculous the girls have gone i have no option but to go in the pool



i get to the pool the girls look at me and laugh one says i look like patrick off of sponge bob square pants



i figure if i stay underwater i'll be fine but oh no after an hour the girls are hungry i have to get out i walk out to the cafe bit we find a table i have a towel i put it round my waist the plastic chair is freezing i put half the towel on the chair half covering my flab i go to order the food to my horror i have left the towel on the chair there are about 60 people there no one has noticed me just at that moment the buzzer you order your food with jams full on, every one but every one is looking at this fat bald guy wearing these kids shorts they all crack up i slither back to my table just as i get there in my bare feet my daughter sits down the sharp edge of the plastic chair leg digs deep into my naked foot i holler like tom the cat off of tom and Jerry everyone looks up people are nearing hysteria now



i give my daughter my towel she is cold i get back to the male changing room really deflated i go into the cubicle leaving the door open its all male i'm standing up having a pee i finish i go to pull up my shorts if i thought they were tight before now they are wet i cant pull them up i pull as hard as i can with all my might i worried the cloth will rip but no my hand slips off the wet cloth my fist hits me full force under the chin i go flying backwards through the half open door with my shorts just above my knees landing on my back naked in front of all the dads with my bits on full show they all burst out laughing a dad lends me a towel i slink back to the locker get dressed my humiliation is complete



Local Time: 07:46 PM

Local Date: 02-25-2007

I'm embarrassed to type embarassed. *blushes*

Jimbo, YOU WIN!!!!!!!!



Indian Princess is left speechless.

OMG! this thread should be called the poopoo and sex embarassment thread.:wah: