The Love Dress
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:41 am
THE LOVE DRESS
>
>A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door
>then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law
>laying on the couch, totally naked.
>
>Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>
>"What are you doing?" she asked.
>
>"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work" The daughter-in-law
>answered.
>
>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
>"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees
>me
>in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
>
>The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on
>her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
>couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
>
>Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
>there so provocatively.
>
>"What are you doing?" he asked.
>
>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>
>"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"
>
>A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door
>then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law
>laying on the couch, totally naked.
>
>Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
>
>"What are you doing?" she asked.
>
>"I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work" The daughter-in-law
>answered.
>
>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
>
>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
>
>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
>
>"Justin loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "Every time he sees
>me
>in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.
>
>The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on
>her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the
>couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
>
>Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
>there so provocatively.
>
>"What are you doing?" he asked.
>
>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
>
>"Needs ironing, " he said, "What's for dinner?"