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Middle Age Sex
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:34 am
by nvalleyvee
I mean REALLY!!!!!!!! Have you looked in the mirror lately. It is not a pretty sight. Thighs down to my knees, turkey neck, wing flap upper arms and a butt that has been displaced downward by several inches.
My hubby still loves me though.:wah:
Middle Age Sex
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 2:57 am
by abbey
nvalleyvee;553331 wrote: I mean REALLY!!!!!!!! Have you looked in the mirror lately. It is not a pretty sight. Thighs down to my knees, turkey neck, wing flap upper arms and a butt that has been displaced downward by several inches.
My hubby still loves me though.:wah:
Dont look in the mirror when you're naked.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Middle Age Sex
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:38 am
by spot
nvalleyvee;553331 wrote: I mean REALLY!!!!!!!! Have you looked in the mirror lately. It is not a pretty sight. Thighs down to my knees, turkey neck, wing flap upper arms and a butt that has been displaced downward by several inches.
My hubby still loves me though.:wah:
You could, I suppose, have the ceiling mirror replaced with a very large Reubens or Botticelli. There are starving art students who would lie on a scaffold for a week painting it and charge little more than a print from a shop would cost, if prints came that size.
Middle Age Sex
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:56 am
by Carl44
hey guys thats why i masturbate its the only way i get to have sex with someone that thinks i'm attractive

Middle Age Sex
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:20 am
by Tater Tazz
:wah: :wah:
Middle Age Sex
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:46 pm
by WonderWendy3
I'm hot, and all of my fat rolls tell me so!!:wah:
Middle Age Sex
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 10:52 pm
by BH672
Scrat;554062 wrote: You're never too old to exercise. C'mon people hop on a bike, walk, run.
Geez, if the whole point of the thread is middle aged geezers getting laid, why waste our energy on these other things?
:wah:
Middle Age Sex
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:58 am
by buttercup
I used to be built for speed, now im built for comfort

Middle Age Sex
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:20 am
by Elvira
one of the instructors who takes my spinning classes is well on her way into the third age, but there's nothing about her body that would give that away.
It's great that your hubby loves you, and I get the impression you're pretty ok about yourself too, otherwise you'd not have posted this.
I was hugely overweight a few years ago, and through sheer grit and determination, have managed to get down from a size 20 to a size 12-14. I'm happy now, but I was miserably as sin before. However my bf at the time thought I was great. (yeulch)
I don't think it's about age or size - it's about your own feelings.
Are you happy?
Yes - great, that's all that matters
No - then do something about it!
love always.
S x
Middle Age Sex
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:19 am
by cherandbuster
Elvira;554133 wrote: I don't think it's about age or size - it's about your own feelings.
Are you happy?
Yes - great, that's all that matters
No - then do something about it!
Great post! :guitarist