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What are your turn ons and turn offs in a partner? Looks wise and personality, past etc?

crazygal;551224 wrote: What are your turn ons and turn offs in a partner? Looks wise and personality, past etc?


You go first

SuzyB;551226 wrote: You go first


Oh damn, I may sound like a right snob or fussy cow, don't make me go first! I'm too honest. :-2

crazygal;551228 wrote: Oh damn, I may sound like a right snob or fussy cow, don't make me go first! I'm too honest. :-2


Go on, you need to set the tone for us

Soberano;551231 wrote: I don't like it when my wife lifts her leg to fart.


LMFAO :wah:

OK one of mine in the looks department is men with long hair or center partings, I just think both look wrong on men. Very few look OK like Johnny Depp though.

Soberano;551231 wrote: I don't like it when my wife lifts her leg to fart.




i dont mate it echoes then

crazygal;551232 wrote: LMFAO :wah:



OK one of mine in the looks department is men with long hair or center partings, I just think both look wrong on men. Very few look OK like Johnny Depp though.




oi i have a massive centre parting :wah:

I go for guys with big eyes, no specific colour but I don't like beedy little eyes.

Ok here it goes

Turn on:

Nice white teeth

Nice smile

Nice shoes

Good personality

Someone that can make you have belly laughs

Smells nice

Good kisser

Good phsique



Turn off:

The opposite of all my turn ons



:guitarist :guitarist

Who?

Same here with the teeth Suzy. That is my BIGGEST turn-offs, badly discoloured and crooked teeth. Gotta wanna get your tongue in there ain't ya. Can't be having crooked teeth, eww.

crazygal;551245 wrote: Who?

Same here with the teeth Suzy. That is my BIGGEST turn-offs, badly discoloured and crooked teeth. Gotta wanna get your tongue in there ain't ya. Can't be having crooked teeth, eww.


I just said the same to Jim, he had to tell me who he was:wah:

I used to find when i was single, that i couldn't even talk to a guy if his teeth was manky, as i'd just stare at them with a horrible expression on my face:(

SuzyB;551247 wrote: I just said the same to Jim, he had to tell me who he was:wah:

I used to find when i was single, that i couldn't even talk to a guy if his teeth was manky, as i'd just stare at them with a horrible expression on my face:(


Eww I had a blind date years ago, NEVER AGAIN. He had everything that I hated and I'd told him my likes and dislikes. Extremely crooked teeth, brown too, eww. Long very greasy hair, a lot shorter than me and his dress sense, OMG, lmfao.

Soberano;551241 wrote: You must have been gutted when Marty Feldman died, or is he lurking around the garden.


:wah: :wah:



i hate women about 5,8 with blond hair massive boobs and perfect figures





i just cant them fighting over me

crazygal;551254 wrote: Eww I had a blind date years ago, NEVER AGAIN. He had everything that I hated and I'd told him my likes and dislikes. Extremely crooked teeth, brown too, eww. Long very greasy hair, a lot shorter than me and his dress sense, OMG, lmfao.


serves ya right dont go out with men that wear dresses ... der :wah:

Long nails on men, eww.

I like cute buns, love squeezing buns, nice shoulders too. Hairy backs big turn-off.

jimbo;551258 wrote: serves ya right dont go out with men that wear dresses ... der :wah:


Oh done that, guy was a pr*ck but not because of the specs, they really suited him. He was just a liar who told other women he lived with his sister Claire. He did have a twin called Claire but I wasn't her!

red heads, red heads, red heads. holy moly. yeah.

yep.

love the redheads.

oh, buddy. :yh_drool

jimbo;551255 wrote: :wah: :wah:



i hate women about 5,8 with blond hair massive boobs and perfect figures





i just cant them fighting over me


Cheeky git, 2 out of 3 aint bad

Wolverine;551265 wrote: red heads, red heads, red heads. holy moly. yeah.

yep.

love the redheads.

oh, buddy. :yh_drool


Red red or ginger red?

I was red for years (not natural). Gone back to natural colour now, mousy brown.

jimbo;551258 wrote: serves ya right dont go out with men that wear dresses ... der :wah:


That was the only part I liked. :wah: Eww no, cords, they went out of fashion so long ago.

crazygal;551268 wrote: Red red or ginger red?

I was red for years (not natural). Gone back to natural colour now, mousy brown.


Post a piccy:)

SuzyB;551276 wrote: Post a piccy:)


Eek, have to click it as I'm too lazy to log into PhotoBucket, lol.

Oh a fella must have a high sex drive. I know they can't help it but if they haven't we won't work out. I am a one guy woman but when I'm with that person I like LOTS of sex.

crazygal;551282 wrote: Eek, have to click it as I'm too lazy to log into PhotoBucket, lol.


Cool, it's always better to know who your speaking to, you are a pretty lady(that was said in a straight voice), mind you that last pic suits your CG name:wah:

Soberano;551284 wrote: My wife is sex mad, i hate that. It's so annoying, one minute fast asleep the next at it like a maniac. Oh no, wait a minute that was a dream.:wah:


A bloody nightmare for her:wah: :wah:

crazygal;551282 wrote: Eek, have to click it as I'm too lazy to log into PhotoBucket, lol.


oh no you look more crazy than i could ever of imagined , is there a bunny boiling there somwhere , space , space , space , there lots of space after a comma :wah: :wah:

SuzyB;551289 wrote: Cool, it's always better to know who your speaking to, you are a pretty lady(that was said in a straight voice), mind you that last pic suits your CG name:wah:


Aww thanks but there are TWO that are distorted, lol.

I love doing that to peoples pics. Had purple hair too, I loved that but getting too old for these mad colours.



Your turn!

crazygal;551294 wrote: Aww thanks but there are TWO that are distorted, lol.

I love doing that to peoples pics. Had purple hair too, I loved that but getting too old for these mad colours.



Your turn!


You look a green eyed monster in the first one:wah: :wah:

jimbo;551292 wrote: oh no you look more crazy than i could ever of imagined , is there a bunny boiling there somwhere , space , space , space , there lots of space after a comma :wah: :wah:


No no NO, poor bunnies. I'm not crazy.

SuzyB;551296 wrote: You look a green eyed monster in the first one:wah: :wah:


Take that as a warning too all of you, mwahhhhhhh.

Erm your turn?

Hmm another turn-off, foreskin, hate the stuff. Cut and clean for me. :p

Do you like the photo of my son and I? lmfao

It's taken me this long to work out what i'm doing:-5 :-5

Attached files

No i haven't got anything stuffed in my cheeks:-5

Note to self, next time put make up on and wash hair:D

You have gorgeous hair, mine was really long, growing it again as I regret cutting it. I just wanted a change.

crazygal;551325 wrote: You have gorgeous hair, mine was really long, growing it again as I regret cutting it. I just wanted a change.


It's a pain, looks like an afro normally, that was after an attempt to straighten it!:D I love that photo bucket, my phone can't do that:-5

I don't have a camera phone at all, lost it in my last house.

I like a man that knows how to smile.

wneelz42;552956 wrote: I like a man that knows how to smile.






good

Ok my main turn on in a bloke is a cracking sense of humour, if he can make me laugh he's in with a chance! i love nice eyes, always check the bums out and a cheeky smile and chest hair...*drool*

turn offs, arrogance, too pretty looking and perfect i like a man to look like a man, bald chests! ewwwwwwwwww MEN.....wear your chest hair with pride!

Ooh no, hairy chests are a no-no for me, a bit I like and especially from the belly button upwards, that's cute.

Bad spelling puts me off too, sounds snobby but I love my language.

oh i call that 'the line' that bit of hair that runs from the belly button to the best bits :sneaky: lurrrrvly

I don't think highly of men who don't hold doors for women.

I was taught that men hold doors and women show appreciation. I even hold doors for people.

RedGlitter;553022 wrote: I don't think highly of men who don't hold doors for women.

I was taught that men hold doors and women show appreciation. I even hold doors for people.


i ALWAYS hold doors open for people, i couldnt not same as i always smile at someone when we make eye contact, its just the way i was brought up

I usually like some facial hair on men (I'm not too fond of it on women, though )

I like body hair, too, but not so much that he looks like a gorilla.

I like a man to have a 'scent' that I find attractive -- since it's an intangible thing, it's hard to describe with words.

I like strong hands and forearms, too. And strong legs, not skinny-like-a-bird legs

And I love my men dark -- all blonds and redheads need not apply :p

Soberano;553052 wrote: This woman reckons she is a model, i reckon she is ill and a turn off, any men out there fancy her, i don't think so




That is just horrible! She just screams "anorexia"