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make rejection letters work for you!

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:00 pm
by RedGlitter
The Ultimate Rejection Letter



Herbert A. Millington

Chair - Search Committee

412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University

College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I

regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me

an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually

large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field

of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in

rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at

this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor

in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

Chris L. Jensen

make rejection letters work for you!

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:45 am
by Carl44
fantastic red:wah: :wah: :-4

make rejection letters work for you!

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 9:36 am
by Grumpaz
How wonderfully clever.