gUYS..BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:30 pm
A MARRIED COUPLE IN THEIR EARLY 60'S WAS OUT CELEBRATING THEIR 35TH
ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.
SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND
SAID,"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO
FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A
WISH."
"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID
THE WIFE. THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE
QUEEN MARY IIl LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.
THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:
"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL
NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30
YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME."
THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A
WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF!-
THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD
REMEMBER.....
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.
ANNIVERSARY IN A QUIET, ROMANTIC LITTLE RESTAURANT.
SUDDENLY, A TINY BEAUTIFUL FAIRY APPEARED ON THEIR TABLE AND
SAID,"FOR BEING SUCH AN EXEMPLARY MARRIED COUPLE AND FOR BEING SO
FAITHFUL TO EACH OTHER FOR ALL THIS TIME, I WILL GRANT YOU EACH A
WISH."
"OH, I WANT TO TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY DARLING HUSBAND" SAID
THE WIFE. THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND POOF-TWO TICKETS FOR THE
QUEEN MARY IIl LUXURY LINER APPEARED IN HER HANDS.
THEN IT WAS THE HUSBAND'S TURN. HE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT AND SAID:
"WELL, THIS IS ALL VERY ROMANTIC, BUT AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS WILL
NEVER COME AGAIN. I'M SORRY MY LOVE, BUT MY WISH IS TO HAVE A WIFE 30
YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME."
THE WIFE, AND THE FAIRY, WERE DEEPLY DISAPPOINTED, BUT A WISH IS A
WISH.... SO THE FAIRY WAVED HER MAGIC WAND AND - POOF!-
THE HUSBAND BECAME 92 YEARS OLD.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: MEN WHO ARE UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS SHOULD
REMEMBER.....
FAIRIES ARE FEMALE.
