ForumGarden

guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100

dollars?

"Are you nuts?!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns

around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks

again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs

around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite

your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars,

eh?

Ok, just once, but not here. So they go into an alley, where she

takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the

world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them,

fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in

them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite

them or not?"



"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..."

And to think I told you that in confidence....

I thought you weren't gonna tell that story to anyone??



:wah:

WonderWendy3;537667 wrote: And to think I told you that in confidence....

I thought you weren't gonna tell that story to anyone??



:wah:


Oh darn Wendy. I thought Lulu had told me that and I tell alllll her secrets. Oh the joys of good pain killers. LOL

How are you feeling??

Or should I ask when the pain killers aren't in "full effect"???

AHEM! Percoset does NOT affect one's ability to tell or keep secrets, Madam!

(Besides, he quoted me a million, not a measly 10K!)