Blonde joke...
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:43 pm
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the expressway one day. She eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of her car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde, yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer," says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road!" asks the Officer.
She replies, "Oh those are my emergency flashers."
"My car broke down, officer," says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road!" asks the Officer.
She replies, "Oh those are my emergency flashers."