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Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!



Why me???



Right then, our planet is going to end when the Vogon Constructor Fleet destroy it to make way for the new galactic express way.

Hamster;526725 wrote: Immy.........What really is the meaning to life? (Not 42!)


Food



Sex



Sex and food

Immy, why is it when your in water too long your fingers and toes go all wrinkly??

Hamster;526734 wrote: Immy...does size really matter? :-3 :wah:


Yes:sneaky:

Immy, why does cold water make all mens bits shrink???

SuzyB;526738 wrote: Immy, why is it when your in water too long your fingers and toes go all wrinkly??




It's because you start to disolve the excess fat in your body thus making your skin to big. Sadly this is only a temporary thing or you would find my in the bath all day.

Hamster;526740 wrote: Immy is that the order you recommend?


The choice is yours but that's generally the way that I prefer it;)

SuzyB;526741 wrote: Immy, why does cold water make all mens bits shrink???


It's just God's way of reminding them that they aren't His gift to womanhood after all (more like God's gift voucher)

Hamster;526744 wrote: Immy.....Would you ever consider taking the life of a hamster? :-3


Ask me later............

Immy, do you think i'm a saint?????

Hamster;526753 wrote: Does that mean it is sometimes non-redeemable? :wah:


It means that it's valid in more than one shop, you can window shop and look out for the best deal:sneaky:

SuzyB;526756 wrote: Immy, do you think i'm a saint?????


For living with Jimbo? Absolutely either that or barking mad!!:sneaky:



Do you want to be a saint though? Just look what happens to them, usually a life of hardship followed by a nasty death!

Immy is Ronalds' package big?? I can't see all of his happy meal!!

Immy...why do fools fall in love?

Imladris;526762 wrote: For living with Jimbo? Absolutely either that or barking mad!!:sneaky:



Do you want to be a saint though? Just look what happens to them, usually a life of hardship followed by a nasty death!


That confirms it, i'm a saint:D

Hey Immy...Don't you just LOVE Hammy???

WonderWendy3;526763 wrote: Immy is Ronalds' package big?? I can't see all of his happy meal!!


I've just the the regular size. You could supersize him if you have a bigger appetite!



Love the avatar by the way:wah:

WonderWendy3;526765 wrote: Immy...why do fools fall in love?


Because their hats fall over their eyes and they can't see where they are going

WonderWendy3;526767 wrote: Hey Immy...Don't you just LOVE Hammy???


I used to:sneaky:

Hamster;526773 wrote: Immy what would you be doing right now if I hadn't started this thread?


probably housework and getting something organised for tea. So when my house is infested with rats and my family is starving I hope you will feel guilty

Hamster;526779 wrote: Immy would you say it better to go for length or girth?


I'd say it's best to wait until you can find both!!

Immy, how much do you love Lord of the Rings?

WonderWendy3;526784 wrote: Immy, how much do you love Lord of the Rings?




Lots and lots. I used to tell hubby I'd only leave him for Brad Pitt now he knows that when the wonderful Viggo Mortensen comes knocking I'm not even packing!!



My ambition is to go to New Zealand (Middle Earth) stand on a hill and say 'Tell me what you see with your elf eyes' Preferably before I'm carted off to the nut house:wah:

Immy, when is your birthday?? See that you are a Leo...I am too...just curious...and this IS the ask Immy thread...

Imladris;526783 wrote: I'd say it's best to wait until you can find both!!


So your to blame for all them singletons :wah:

Hamster;526785 wrote: Why should I feel guilty? You tormented me enough :sneaky:



Besides think how much MORE benefit you'll get from this weekend away if your house really is that bad! :wah:


Ok - you're almost forgiven



Hamster;526788 wrote: Immy I have been told to rest today-should I go in the bath now or later?


The best time to have a bath is when you won't get interrupted by kids needing a wee, right now, mum I'm bursting!

WonderWendy3;526791 wrote: Immy, when is your birthday?? See that you are a Leo...I am too...just curious...and this IS the ask Immy thread...


23rd July. I'm 40 this and hubby is 50 so we are having a joint party in May!

Woo hoo! Sadly won't be able to get too tiddly 'cos it makes me ill:(

SuzyB;526792 wrote: So your to blame for all them singletons :wah:


No, I'd say that it's the men to blame - they promise lots but fail to deliver:sneaky:

Dear Imladris, are you single, and are you around on saturday night?

Oh, and whats the deepest ocean in the world?

Hamster;526793 wrote: Immy do you think we could get you to do that in Birmingham and not have you arrested?


I'm willing to try, fortunately I don't embarrass easily. One time I really got embarrassed was when shopping with my friend and she decided to get down on one knee in the middle of Plymouth and propose to me at the top of her voice!!

Dear Imladris, whats your take on the Devon beach DIY salvage operation. I already asked Jimbo, but I'd like another perspective on this one?

Galbally;526802 wrote: Dear Imladris, are you single, and are you around on saturday night?



Oh, and whats the deepest ocean in the world?


No, I'm an old married fart - and I shall be in Birmingham with Hammy and Pinks on Saturday. Surely with the delectable Pinks to flirt with the rest of us fall short:wah:



The deepest ocean - that'd be the ocean reflected in your eyes;)

Hamster;526809 wrote: Lol..Immy have you ever done a "When Harry met Sally" scene in a restaurant?


Not in a restaurant but ....................