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You need to empty your PM box

Friend of yours, Betty?

Presumably we all received pms? Very pleasant sentiments expressed. Am I supposed to know who it is?

Yes Betty do tell :yh_silly :yh_ghost :yh_nailbi :yh_chickn

theia;524223 wrote: Presumably we all received pms? Very pleasant sentiments expressed. Am I supposed to know who it is?




No, but do you? Nothing to do with me. I was just being nosey cos s/he spends hours PM ing.

Nomad;524249 wrote: Yes Betty do tell :yh_silly :yh_ghost :yh_nailbi :yh_chickn


I'll make something up for you Nomes! lol

flopstock;524254 wrote: Mine's empty.. if you're looking for someone needing mail..:rolleyes:




Look durkheim Floppy wants one of your messages! Has he not got to you yet then?

pompom;524263 wrote: Huh - I didn't get one



*pompom flounces off, pouting*


There's always one drama queen :rolleyes: :wah:

Betty Boop;524262 wrote: No, but do you? Nothing to do with me. I was just being nosey cos s/he spends hours PM ing.


No. The only Durkheim I know of is the author of The Elementary Forms of The Religious Life, and, even if he was still living, I doubt that he'd pm me.

It's one of the only times I can think of that I've been eager to receive spam.

Whatever he is writing is crafty enough to resurrect ghosts and bring the long lost home again.

pompom;524263 wrote: Huh - I didn't get one



*pompom flounces off, pouting*




Shes being very secretive with her new friend poo poo. Ill pm you what I really think is going on. :sneaky:

Nomad;524280 wrote: Shes being very secretive with her new friend poo poo. Ill pm you what I really think is going on. :sneaky:




:wah: poo poo, oh Nomad :wah:



Hey Pom Pom, forward me a copy will you, I'd like to know if there is anything exciting happening in my life. :-3

Damnation! :-5

The only time I get a pm and it's junk mail? Everybody got it?

I don't have a secret admirer? Crap, crap, crap!!



So, who is it? Tell me, tell me. Please?

911;524434 wrote: Damnation! :-5

The only time I get a pm and it's junk mail? Everybody got it?

I don't have a secret admirer? Crap, crap, crap!!



So, who is it? Tell me, tell me. Please?


We are the chosen few...





...hundred!

theia;524455 wrote: We are the chosen few...









...hundred!




Is there a list ?

An application ?

Or is it divine intervention ?

Nomad;524456 wrote: Is there a list ?

An application ?

Or is it divine intervention ?




Sorry, by recommendation only. Want me to put in a good word for you? You too could then get a personal message from Monsieur Emile

theia;524465 wrote: Sorry, by recommendation only. Want me to put in a good word for you? You too could then get a personal message from Monsieur Emile



Is that his name?

911;524535 wrote:



Is that his name?


No, not the pmmer's name but the original Durkheim. Unless of course...



we could start believing in ghosts? Probably be the best chance I'll have of getting anyone!

theia;524465 wrote: Sorry, by recommendation only. Want me to put in a good word for you? You too could then get a personal message from Monsieur Emile


Would you ? Yes, this is exciting. Im all awash with eager anticipation.

lets make up a spam for him and we can all send it to durkheim one by one.

I'll start the PM:

Dear durkheim7,

This is your lucky day!

Nomad;524540 wrote: Would you ? Yes, this is exciting. Im all awash with eager anticipation.


Did I mention my introduction fee?

You may have already won a years supply of........

Pinky;524435 wrote: No, I didn't get one. They must know better than to try communicating with the forum lunatic:wah:


I didn't get one either. What's that say about me? :wah:

Dear durkheim7,

This is your lucky day!

You may have already won a years supply of........
chewing gum. The flavour is gauranteed to last for three days so we're talking about three years worth of chewing pleasure. All you have to do to claim your prize is....

Dear durkheim7,

This is your lucky day!

You may have already won a years supply of chewing gum. The flavour is gauranteed to last for three days so we're talking about three years worth of chewing pleasure. All you have to do to claim your prize is stand in the middle of the bull Ring in Birmingham Centre on Saturday morning completely naked. Don't be surprised by the flashing camera bulbs....

koan;524572 wrote: Dear durkheim7,



This is your lucky day!

You may have already won a years supply of chewing gum. The flavour is gauranteed to last for three days so we're talking about three years worth of chewing pleasure. All you have to do to claim your prize is stand in the middle of the bull Ring in Birmingham Centre on Saturday morning completely naked. Don't be surprised by the flashing camera bulbs....


Its your family, they are so proud........

Dear durkheim7,

This is your lucky day!

You may have already won a years supply of chewing gum. The flavour is gauranteed to last for three days so we're talking about three years worth of chewing pleasure. All you have to do to claim your prize is stand in the middle of the bull Ring in Birmingham Centre on Saturday morning completely naked. Don't be surprised by the flashing camera bulbs; Its your family, they are so proud.

You might be wondering what you, durkheim7, needs such a vast amount of chewing gum for. Let me tell you....

Dear durkheim7,

This is your lucky day!

You may have already won a years supply of chewing gum. The flavour is gauranteed to last for three days so we're talking about three years worth of chewing pleasure. All you have to do to claim your prize is stand in the middle of the bull Ring in Birmingham Centre on Saturday morning completely naked. Don't be surprised by the flashing camera bulbs; Its your family, they are so proud.

You might be wondering what you, durkheim7, needs such a vast amount of chewing gum for. Let me tell you that it is to stick all the money we are going to give you (as your prize) directly onto your fridge. As it will be paid in coins, no ordinary chewing gum will work. Only our chewing gum has the durability and sticking power to accomplish this.

You may ask yourself how you got so lucky....

Pinky;524575 wrote: But I swore that my streaking days were over!-3


Umph. You too, eh....