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17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You



14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me



13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?



12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well



11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better



10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win



9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight



8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him



5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly



3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure



2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer



And the Number One Country Song ---

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

fantastic :wah: :wah:

so your husband's singing career is working out then??

I love each and every one of 'em!!





:D

They forgot She got the coal mine I got the Shaft!

(Jerry Reed)



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jesse b;520555 wrote: :wah:

ooh bitchy


??:-2

did you just call me a "B"??

thankyou very much, but i'm a Dick.:wah: :wah:

"Men...ya can't shoot 'em, and they just don't fit in the microwave."



~~BabyRider

in a divorce, she gets 50% of yer stuff and keeps 100% of the cooter.

Did I shave my legs for this?

Deana Carter



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Wolverine;520537 wrote: so your husband's singing career is working out then??


keep it up boy and I'm gonna open a can of corn!

:p

Sheryl;520683 wrote: keep it up boy and I'm gonna open a can of corn!

:p


corn?? what you gonna fart on me? nasty (b)itch.

hmm no that would be your department.:rolleyes:

Sheryl;521182 wrote: hmm no that would be your department.:rolleyes:


you want me..... to fart on you? gross.

The video to #16 is hillarious!!

I still love "you don't have to call me darlin" by David Allen Coe...

valerie;520651 wrote: Did I shave my legs for this?

Deana Carter



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One of my favorites!! SO TRUE!!

:wah: What more can you say.. :guitarist

[QUOTE]14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me[/QUOTE]

Not sure who sings it but there is a song "you don't call me unless you're drunk"...takes me back to my marriage...:wah:

"take your tongue out of my mouth, I'm leaving you behind."

- Jeff Daniels (the actor)

Wolverine;521273 wrote: "take your rongue out of my mouth, I'm leaving you behind."

- Jeff Daniels (the actor)


that is a good one!

who sang the song bout turning the house into a bar, I heard it just the other day on the radio and can't remember who sings it now.

Sheryl;521278 wrote: who sang the song bout turning the house into a bar, I heard it just the other day on the radio and can't remember who sings it now.


I'm trying to think...it hurts:-5

Is it the guy that sang "black sheep of the family"?

If I could handle it, I could call the ex and ask him...easier to google or ask everyone else I know!!

John Anderson...not sure if that's who it is, who sung Black sheep of the family though:D

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars On Birth Control and Beer

by 2 Nice Girls



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