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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a

cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be

almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting

someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by

simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed

for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember

to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you

from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze

button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you

will be afraid to cough!

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will

forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really

are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move

and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct

tape.

fantastic :wah:

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by

simply using the sink



My Ex read this and took your advice!! thanks!! (one of the reasons he's an EX)

WonderWendy3;519483 wrote: Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by

simply using the sink



My Ex read this and took your advice!! thanks!! (one of the reasons he's an EX)


i just go outside.

:wah:

Hey WonderWendy:

any chance are ex s are related?!!:yh_think :yh_think

Wolverine;519475 wrote:

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you

will be afraid to cough!




:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Oh so true ...

[QUOTE]6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough!

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really

are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move

and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct

tape.[/QUOTE]

I swear by the Kim & Aggie book but even their tips aren't as good as these:wah:

Paula xx

Chicken grease.

Thats all Im saying.

[QUOTE=Wolverine;519475

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed

for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember

to use a timer.


And to cure low pressure, do your banking on a Saturday morning - especially something like a credit card query. If you take your friend's 4 brat children with you, that will help even more.

Gail

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by

simply using the sink.
WARNING: This could cause severe pain and bruising. :sneaky: