(Dairy) Queen Of Justice
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:10 pm
True story :
A few days ago, a middle aged man of short stature and slight build walked into an Ottawa Dairy Queen and demanded that the cashier give him all the money in the till.
Unfortunately for him, the cashier was a young woman in her twenties named Megan. Megan is an athletic six feet two inches in her stocking feet.
Observing that the would be holdup man was unarmed, she refused his request, and chased him out of the store, following him all the way back to a nearby apartment building.
The police quickly arrested the suspect, based on her description, and admonished her about the dangerous practice of giving chase after a robbery suspect.
She replied that he was of such a scrawny nature that she had no doubt about her ability to “take him, if the situation had arose.
The local media has dubbed this intrepid Dairy Queen crime fighter as :
(wait for it......)
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“The Peanut Buster Parfait
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
A few days ago, a middle aged man of short stature and slight build walked into an Ottawa Dairy Queen and demanded that the cashier give him all the money in the till.
Unfortunately for him, the cashier was a young woman in her twenties named Megan. Megan is an athletic six feet two inches in her stocking feet.
Observing that the would be holdup man was unarmed, she refused his request, and chased him out of the store, following him all the way back to a nearby apartment building.
The police quickly arrested the suspect, based on her description, and admonished her about the dangerous practice of giving chase after a robbery suspect.
She replied that he was of such a scrawny nature that she had no doubt about her ability to “take him, if the situation had arose.
The local media has dubbed this intrepid Dairy Queen crime fighter as :
(wait for it......)
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*
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“The Peanut Buster Parfait
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl