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If you had to pay a fine for your sins, how much would you have to pay?

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $10

Ever had sex at church -- $100

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $15

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $5

Vandalized something -- $10

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20.

Done coke -- $15

Been jumped -- $5

cut someone with a knife -- $90

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $10

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $25

Done crystal meth --$20

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $10

Made a nasty home video -- $25

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

used someone just for sex --$50

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $25

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Had sex with someone 10 years younger then you --$10

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $10

Been arrested -- $15

Spent time in jail -- $10

Gagged and beat someone -- $100

Peed in the pool -- $5

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend -- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

Tally it up and tell us your score (mine was 560)

$105.00

105?????? I'm LMHO :wah:

465? WTG!

I played this game before - I didn't like the number - give me a break I was new to the FG Does that mean I'm a slut - I came back for the punishment.?:wah:

Patsy

:sneaky: @ Patsy lol

$255

Well you and guppy are young yet......... :p (lol)

:wah: Is that what it is? :-3

Question - the having sex at church thing - does that include in the parking lot or only if you are IN church?

200 but if the church parking lot counts then it is 300.

Is this per time, or just pay once for each offense?

Pythos;506995 wrote: Is this per time, or just pay once for each offense?


Ouch! Am I supposed to remember every time that I did that in the last 20 years!?! My fine could skyrocket!

wow 410

$190 (I've led a very sheltered life!!!):-2

$330 but I need to get out more:sneaky:

760 I win/lose

I was still in double figures before I got distracted around "Had sex in the wild". So, low score anyhow.

765

I can't afford it...hafta' go to jail, I guess. (Some of those are disturbingly violent...didn't have to pause there....)

spot;507200 wrote: I was still in double figures before I got distracted around "Had sex in the wild". So, low score anyhow.






:wah: :wah:

30.....what a shocking bore

Bez;507220 wrote: 30.....what a shocking bore




:wah: weenie :wah:

Nomad;507222 wrote: :wah: weenie :wah:


I know....I'm so embarrased. I'll have to go back and make some stuff up....

Bez;507225 wrote: I know....I'm so embarrased. I'll have to go back and make some stuff up....




No no no ! Go steal something from church and then pawn it to pay for a loose Chippendale with low moral fiber.

Nomad;507229 wrote: No no no ! Go steal something from church and then pawn it to pay for a loose Chippendale with low moral fiber.




:yh_rotfl ....the only Chippendale I'll end up with is an old antique chair !

$195 for me.

can someone please owe more than me? :-1

I have to say that I got this from my daughter and she got a 650! I wrote her back a scathing email........ There are things in life we just don't want to know about our kids huh? :rolleyes:

Koan... I think you win :wah: WTG! Pretty scary ain't it? lmho.

Some of you need to get out more

Can we say I tied with Nomad? It was close enough! :yh_pray

Works for me

$1060

Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.

Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.

Pythos;507839 wrote: $1060



Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.

Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.




Scoundrel

I am mostly reformed now. Joining the Marines changed everything about me. Most of the really bad stuff I did when I was really young and impressionable. Like fine wine I have mellowed with age. :wah:

But you know some of these things should not be on the list. Getting or giving oral, you shouldn't have to pay for that!(mind the pun) I don't recall any commandment about "Thou shalt not put your mouth on your partners neather regions."

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

690

Pythos;507839 wrote: $1060

Now that is only counting them once each. Some I have done more than once.

Some so many times I couldn't possibly tally them all up. What can I say. I have lived enough for 3 people.


My hero! :wah:

$330.00 :yh_blush

Oh Thank you Magenta Flame, now I can post my 670!!! I scrolled until I found someone who outdid me because I thought I must be awful if my score is so high!!

But you are awfuller than me!!!! I knew I liked you!!! My hero!!!:wah:

You only count the act. Not how many times you did it. $1060.00??? :yh_worshp lol

Yes, I only counted each one once. I'll be the first one to tell ya that I am no angel. (understatement perhaps) A lot of them I have only done like once or twice. For example" cut someone with a knife $90". I was 13 and was fiddling around with my grandfather's brass letter opener ( shaped like a dagger ) My cousin who was the same age as me comes up and decides he wants it because I have it. He tries to snatch it away from me and grabs the sharp end.( stupid ) So we spend a few moments trying to pull it away from each other. Then I think if he wants it that bad let him have it. So instead of pulling I thrust. Stabbed him in the hand. No stitches but he bled pretty good. Of course he tattled, but I told everyone it was an accident. I didn't even get in trouble.:wah: I think it was the next day that we were play fighting in the pool. He took a knee to the nose. He comes up blood spewing out his nostrils. That truely was an accident, but it was one of those situations when you know you're not supposed to laugh but you just can't help yourself.:yh_rotfl

Then there are a couple that I have done so many times it is impossible to count. Like "masterbated $10". (not that bad IMO) I thought about it, really thought about it. I made a conservitive estimate, and I do mean conservitive estimate. That one alone would have cost me over $160,000.

That is quite a bit even for over the couse of 22 years. But its not like I feel bad about it.

$220.00 for me.

Wtg