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My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:10 pm
by Marie5656
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go figure.
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:16 pm
by guppy
loopy waffle brain.......this is so accurate it's scarey......:p
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:21 pm
by Marie5656
I knew I had to post this when my first name turned out to be Pinky!!
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:21 pm
by Rain
Greetings, I'm Flunky BananaBrain
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:46 pm
by RedGlitter
Falafel Chuckle Lips
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:40 pm
by Fibonacci
Fluffy Wafflehiney :-2
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:40 am
by chrisb84uk
Ewww I'm Buttercup Toiletchunks!! :wah:
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:41 am
by RedGlitter
chrisb84uk;504112 wrote: Ewww I'm Buttercup Toiletchunks!! :wah:
:eek:
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:46 am
by Imladris
I'm Cheeseball ChuckleFanny.
Same last name as Pinky!
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:47 am
by spot
Marie5656;503571 wrote: I knew I had to post this when my first name turned out to be Pinky!!I'm not as pedantic as some think, Marie, but "Rhino" isn't on the final list. What am I doing wrong?
(That question constitutes a Grade 7 Hostage To Fortune on the Richter scale).
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:38 am
by Marie5656
spot;504125 wrote: I'm not as pedantic as some think, Marie, but "Rhino" isn't on the final list. What am I doing wrong?
(That question constitutes a Grade 7 Hostage To Fortune on the Richter scale).
OK>>call me dense..I pulled from the wrong list. I am actually Pinky BananaChunks.
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:52 am
by Rapunzel
Rain;503573 wrote: Greetings, I'm Flunky BananaBrain
Hiya Sis, I'm Pinky BananaBrain! :wah:
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:59 am
by WonderWendy3
And I'm Oprah Monkeyfanny!!
two Oprah's..what is this world coming to???:wah:
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:20 am
by theia
Hi there... I'm Poopsie Lizardshorts
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:27 am
by Betty Boop
Booger Banana Brain - ooops thats my married name but I'm now officially
Booger Chuckle Shorts
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:48 am
by Grumpaz
chrisb84uk;504112 wrote: Ewww I'm Buttercup Toiletchunks!! :wah:
And I am Buttercup Hamsterchunks. Could we be realted????
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:05 am
by Marie5656
I just tried my maiden name..before I got married I was Pinky DoofusBurger. I like my new name better.
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:14 am
by sunny104
theia;504303 wrote: Hi there... I'm Poopsie Lizardshorts
:yh_rotfl
I'm Snotty Toiletshorts. :wah:
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:17 am
by Sheryl
I'm snotty gerbilfanny.
:wah:
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:21 am
by dubs
Gidget Toiletbuns.....At your service!....
My name is Pinky BananaChunks
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:54 am
by Rapunzel
Grumpaz;504315 wrote: And I am Buttercup Hamsterchunks.
What a GREAT name for Hammy and OM's baby!!! :wah:
