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The Geography of a Woman

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She

is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland

around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.

Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade

especially with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot,

relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She

may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm

and desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost

the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now

necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,

quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid

climate keeps people away.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With

a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony

Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it

is, but no one wants to go there.



The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

:yh_rotfl

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide,

quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid

climate keeps people away.


That is my age group, and I don't think so.

I'm not quiet, and definitely not wide.

Frigid-don't think so either.



I found this offensive. Sorry.

chonsigirl;503125 wrote: That is my age group, and I don't think so.



I'm not quiet, and definitely not wide.



Frigid-don't think so either.



:(



I found this offensive. Sorry.


Thats fair enough, I didn't much like the description of my age group either it's the punch line that in general is true!

It was quite noticable how long the insults to women were, with just one line for the men. Very anti-gender.

fisher;503122 wrote:

The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.


I may want to print that one out and frame it.

chonsigirl;503125 wrote: That is my age group, and I don't think so.

I'm not quiet, and definitely not wide.

Frigid-don't think so either.



I found this offensive. Sorry.


I'm with you there, chronsigirl. Whoever wrote that is misinformed.

Its funny & sad all at the same time Fisher, when its a joke 'in the fun section' you cant get uptight at the pc of it

along-for-the-ride;503401 wrote: I'm with you there, chronsigirl. Whoever wrote that is misinformed.


Come on people lighten up! it was a joke!

that is pretty good.....:wah: :wah: :wah:

I'm with Fisher on this one! There have been plenty of, Dumb stupid men lists, posted on here, by Women, without men taking offence at them, or the men aren't that bothered to reply. So suck it up ladies!.........

Those jokes are offensive as well, as are the blond jokes.

chonsigirl;503497 wrote: Those jokes are offensive as well, as are the blond jokes.


Nobody is forcing you into reading anything that offends you.

dubs;503495 wrote: I'm with Fisher on this one! There have been plenty of, Dumb stupid men lists, posted on here, by Women, without men taking offence at them, or the men aren't that bothered to reply. So suck it up ladies!.........


I agree. It all just for fun.

Pinky;503128 wrote: Boy am I glad I'm 31:D

That punchline says it all...made me laugh anyway.


That was the point.