Old Fart
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 2:57 pm
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song......
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while.... ..
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!
To all the wonderful people I've met here....May your New year be the best. And may you always have old farts in your life.
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song......
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while.... ..
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!
To all the wonderful people I've met here....May your New year be the best. And may you always have old farts in your life.