Best Uses for Fruitcake
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 8:54 am
Best Uses for Fruitcake
Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.
Give them to your child for a science project.
Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that's making its rounds every year!!
Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.
Mash them down and use for mortar when buiilding a log cabin
Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.
Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.
Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.
Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.
Last and probably least - try eating it! One way to get rid of it!
Bury them in the back yard for future archaeologists to discover.
Give them to your child for a science project.
Hang on to it to find out if there REALLY is more than one Fruitcake that's making its rounds every year!!
Use it to hold up a broken table or chair leg.
Mash them down and use for mortar when buiilding a log cabin
Use as exercise stepping block for step aerobics.
Makes a wonderful dessert for Road Kill Cafe fare.
Use them to pave the freeways with. Just place them on the road and run a steamroller over them.
Use them as fillers to repair the river levees with! They last indefinitely and are so dense, water can never penetrate them.
Last and probably least - try eating it! One way to get rid of it!
