Hospital Appointment
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:43 am
helefra;491938 wrote: A 95 year old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample for analysis at hospital. He turns up two days later with an empty jar.
Nurse asks "Why no sample?"
He says "Sorry but I tried with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried with both hands, then with her mouth, first with her teeth in then with her teeth out. Then we got Ethel from next door to try but it was no good we just couldn't get the bloody lid off the jar!"
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Nurse asks "Why no sample?"
He says "Sorry but I tried with my right hand, then my left. Then my wife tried with both hands, then with her mouth, first with her teeth in then with her teeth out. Then we got Ethel from next door to try but it was no good we just couldn't get the bloody lid off the jar!"
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl