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Finish the sentence

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:01 pm
by guppy
just like it says, finish the sentence and start another one for the next person to finish..



Why is it that.......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:11 pm
by Rain
... 99% of all ppl are idiots??

What is the process for.......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:19 pm
by guppy
wrapping a present and it not looking like the cat mauled it...(sorry snooze)



how many times can you............

Finish the sentence

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:34 pm
by Marie5656
guppy;490782 wrote:

how many times can you............


Hear the same Christmas song on the radio without pulling your hair out?



Have you ever noticed......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:49 pm
by WonderWendy3
Marie5656;490789 wrote: Hear the same Christmas song on the radio without pulling your hair out?



Have you ever noticed......


all the colors of a rainbow???



Where did all the......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:25 pm
by Lulu2
+++++ idiots get the idea that we ALL want to hear Christmas music on our favorite radio stations?



Why are red peppers........

Finish the sentence

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:25 pm
by AussiePam
.. so much easier to put into a steaming stew than into a meaningful sentence?

When is it acceptable to invite ....

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:09 am
by Tater Tazz
mrsK;490892 wrote: relatives who are fueding with each other to dinner?

What time do you expect ........


what

time do you expect... your children to go to bed christmas eve.

what is the meaning........

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:06 am
by Rapunzel
Tater Tazz;490942 wrote: what

time do you expect... your children to go to bed christmas eve.

what is the meaning........


of life, the universe and everything?

Why on earth do people................

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:31 am
by Colette
Rapunzel;490961 wrote: of life, the universe and everything?

Why on earth do people................


...stand in line all night to take advantage of a sale?



Is it just me......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:42 am
by Marie5656
pompom;490971 wrote: ...



What would you do if you found a...


naked member of the oposite sex hiding in your closet??



Where's the......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 6:56 am
by WonderWendy3
pompom;490974 wrote: Where's the......


magnifying glass? :D



What is the strangest ...


gift that you ever received?



So why do Men......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:08 am
by Rapunzel
WonderWendy3;490976 wrote: magnifying glass? :D

What is the strangest ...

gift that you ever received?



So why do Men......


think about sex so much? :rolleyes:

Does it make you laugh when..............

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:11 am
by WonderWendy3
Rapunzel;490978 wrote: think about sex so much?

Does it make you laugh when..............


You look at Rapunzel's Avaitar??



What time did you......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:16 am
by Mustang
WonderWendy3;490980 wrote: You look at Rapunzel's Avaitar??



What time did you......


put that roast in the oven because it sure is well done. :rolleyes: :wah:



Why does a dog chase..........

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:31 am
by theia
Mustang;490981 wrote: put that roast in the oven because it sure is well done. :rolleyes: :wah:



Why does a dog chase..........


its own tail?



Is it......?

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:36 am
by WonderWendy3
theia;490986 wrote: its own tail?



Is it......?


true what they say about men that wear big shoes??? :lips:

How many times a day do you...........

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:03 am
by theia
WonderWendy3;490988 wrote: true what they say about men that wear big shoes??? :lips:

How many times a day do you...........


check that you've turned off your straighteners? :)



When do you know for certain that.......?

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:33 am
by WonderWendy3
theia;490997 wrote: check that you've turned off your straighteners? :)



When do you know for certain that.......?


You've made the right decision??

Sally made seashells by........

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:44 am
by theia
pompom;491167 wrote: Sneezes make you....


reach for the nearest handkerchief?

Can a man ...


in tomato sauce



Who is the best....?

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:54 am
by WonderWendy3
pompom;491176 wrote: in tomato sauce



Who is the best....?


man at my forthcoming wedding? :p

Potatoes are very


Starchy!!

There once was a man from.............

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:25 am
by Tater Tazz
WonderWendy3;491180 wrote: man at my forthcoming wedding? :p

Potatoes are very


Starchy!!

There once was a man from.............


nantucket........ the moon is.........

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:20 pm
by Rain
the moon is.........



Way too high to throw a lasso over it.

When do I turn off the......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:25 pm
by Mustang
Rain;491250 wrote: the moon is.........



Way too high to throw a lasso over it.

When do I turn off the......


wife, so we can go to sleep? :D

Which way to...........

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:29 pm
by Rain
Why is Christmas...

even celebrated??

Do you understand the.....

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:31 pm
by Mustang
Rain;491267 wrote: Why is Christmas...

even celebrated??

Do you understand the.....


meaning of, "I've got a headache?" :-5

She shopped until.............

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:31 pm
by Rain
She shopped until.............

I cut up the credit cards.

The pot is......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:33 pm
by Mustang
Rain;491271 wrote: She shopped until.............

I cut up the credit cards.

The pot is......


being stirred by too many spoons.

Smoking is............

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:34 pm
by Rain
Smoking is............

The stupidest thing a person can do to all ppl.

What's the difference between a drunk and a......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:38 pm
by Mustang
pompom;491284 wrote: moron.

Do you dream ...
of being rich and fancy free?

Coffee will wake.............

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:41 pm
by Mustang
pompom;491288 wrote: ...you, cocoa will help you sleep



Buttered toast is...


better than no butter at all!



Take two aspirins and................

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:20 pm
by Shweet tatersalad
pompom;491293 wrote: ...some whiskey, you'll feel better in the morning :-6

It's horrible when...


.................You get your tooth paste mixed up with your preparation H !



Why is it so red......................

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:11 pm
by Marie5656
Shweet tatersalad;491324 wrote: .................Why is it so red......................


....in here. What is wrong with the other colors?



If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:22 pm
by sunny104
Marie5656;491365 wrote: ....in here. What is wrong with the other colors?



If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers......


...he would pick pickled jalapenos because those are my favorite! :D

I couldn't believe it when I saw someone.....

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:24 pm
by Marie5656
sunny104;491378 wrote: ...

I couldn't believe it when I saw someone.....


...driving down the highway one morning talking on thier cell phone AND eating a bowl of oatmeal!! :-5



It is always darkest before......

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:26 pm
by Grumpaz
It is always darkest before......

...before the sun comes up.



Rather than stones, I'd kill two birds with...........

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:38 pm
by Lulu2
....loving kindness!

If a rolling stone REALLY gathers no moss.....

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:40 pm
by Marie5656
Lulu2;491400 wrote: ....

If a rolling stone REALLY gathers no moss.....




....what does it gather?





If at first you don't succeed....

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:40 pm
by YZGI
Lulu2;491400 wrote: ....loving kindness!



If a rolling stone REALLY gathers no moss.....
Then what is all this green crap on my hands



Why did you....

Finish the sentence

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:43 pm
by Tater Tazz
YZGI;491406 wrote: Then what is all this green crap on my hands



Why did you....


stop giving me a massage?

whats on the........