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Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:57 pm**

about nothing.

just like Seinfield.

as unlikely as it is for anything to come of nothing, somehow it represents life better than something. by the end of this thread about nothing, something will have been accomplished but no one can know what that will be until the end. And even then we will wonder.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:59 pm**

You said it all koan. I have nothing to add. There ...I just did it

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:01 pm**

A friend of mine got hit by a car once and she got charged with jaywalking.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:01 pm**

*getting a needle*

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:03 pm**

I tried using a thimble once. It didn't fit. Apparently they come in one size fits all. That leaves people with large thumbs in a bit of a pickle.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:18 pm**

How do you tell someone with an A+ personality that they are merely an A-HOLE + ?

Ohh. I think I just answered my own question.

Carry on.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:20 pm**

koan;483106 wrote: I tried using a thimble once. It didn't fit. Apparently they come in one size fits all. That leaves people with large thumbs in a bit of a pickle.
Thats assuming you use it on your thumb.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:20 pm**

that should have been A+HOLE to make sense to me unless the were an A- who only made it to A+ because they added a hole.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:21 pm**

YZGI;483147 wrote: Thats assuming you use it on your thumb.

The pickle was even bigger than my thumb.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:24 pm**

koan;483150 wrote: The pickle was even bigger than my thumb.
So you were trying to use the thimble as a pickle holder? I just use a fork, keeps them from rolling around on me.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:26 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:53 pm**

A pickle is a situation in Baseball

PATSY

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:55 pm**

Marie5656;483167 wrote:

ooooh. a pickle!

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:59 pm**

pompom;483208 wrote: Oh I thought it was the very hungry caterpillar

quick little guy then. I've never seen them move so fast.

I don't want a pickle.

Just wanna ride on my motorsickle.

Arlo Guthrie

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:00 pm**

Oh I accidentally marked everything as read. I hate when do that.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:02 pm**

This is a thread

Ive contacted the thread people and they have assured me this is not a valid thread. What now ?

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:04 pm**

Nomad;483217 wrote: This is a thread

Ive contacted the thread people and they have assured me this is not a valid thread. What now ?

you can assure them it is about nothing. they may carry on.

no one was harmed in the making of this thread.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:14 pm**

Alright then.

You see?

I'm still confused about those A+ people.

Can I just kick them where it counts?

:sneaky:

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:17 pm**

koan;483220 wrote: you can assure them it is about nothing. they may carry on.

no one was harmed in the making of this thread.

Are the names been changed to protect the innocent?

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:19 pm**

JacksDad;483232 wrote: Alright then.

You see?

I'm still confused about those A+ people.

Can I just kick them where it counts?

:sneaky:

there is always this confusion about what counts.

what does really count?

did you know there was a competition between a guy with a calculator and an asian dude with an abacus and the abacus won?

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:24 pm**

Oooh.

What happened to the Asian guy?

That must have been really embarrassing.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:55 pm**

You know.

On second thought, I'm probably better off with the caterpillar eating cucumber than an abacus.

I sure do miss my motorsickle.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:59 pm**

JacksDad;483247 wrote: Oooh.

What happened to the Asian guy?

That must have been really embarrassing.

He's still counting.

I believe he was counting caterpillars but a cucumber just ate the last one.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:06 pm**

I knew I didn't like the looks of that cucumbkiller.

Probs an A+ type.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:07 pm**

How low do types go?

Can a person be a Z type? In school it goes to F, right? What would a type F person look like?

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:35 pm**

And for that matter what does an A look like?

Let's not make judgements.

We'll call my feelings on the cucumber just that.

Feelings. A hunch. Intuition.

Is thread about nothing or Alice in Wonderland?

Pass the hookah, please.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:36 pm**

Wait, wait.

I've read the enneagram there are 8 types of personality. That means there are an A, B, C, D, E, F, G and H.

i think

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:37 pm**

crap. there are nine types. so there is an I as well.

that's the one I always seem to forget about.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:40 pm**

Great!

Now I have to go back to the dictionary.

e e

no

enn...

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:42 pm**

Type 1. Reformer

World View: The world is an imperfect place. I work toward improvement.

Basic Desire: to be right

Basic Fear: of being condemned

This is your type A

enneagram link

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:45 pm**

Type 2. Helper

World View: People depend on my help. I am needed.

Basic Desire: to be loved

Basic Fear: of being unloved

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:46 pm**

so it's not just the A+s. Looks like we all have a hole that needs to be filled.

:sneaky:

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:49 pm**

Oh psshaww.

Is there really a differnece between 1 and 2?

I won't touch your third post.

Maybe the cucumber will.

WAIT! I didn't say that!

:wah:

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:51 pm**

Type 3. Motivator

World View: The world values a champion. Avoid failure at all costs.

Basic Desire: to be admired

Basic Fear: of being rejected

Type 4. Romantic

World View: Something's missing. Others have it. I'm different from them because I don't.

Basic Desire: to understand self

Basic Fear: of being defective

Type 5. Thinker

World View: The world is invasive and confusing. I need privacy to think.

Basic Desire: to understand the world

Basic Fear: of being overwhelmed by the world

Type 6. Skeptic

World View: The world is a threatening place. I need to look to authority, but I question it.

Basic Desire: to be secure

Basic Fear: of being abandoned

Type 7. Enthusiast

World View: The world is full of opportunity and options. I look forward to the future.

Basic Desire: to be happy

Basic Fear: of being deprived

Type 8. Leader

World View: The world is an unjust place. I am strong and I defend the innocent.

Basic Desire: to be self-reliant

Basic Fear: of submitting to others

Type 9. Peacemaker

World View: My efforts won't matter to the world. It's best to keep the peace.

Basic Desire: to find union and peace

Basic Fear: of separation

nice. a thread about holes. a thread about nothing, yes?

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:58 pm**

So I, uh. stepped on some gum this morning. Then I walked through some really loose, sandy dirt.......

Hey! I can't find me on that list!

I think I'm all of them !

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:59 pm**

It's a trick.

You aren't any of them

we are all somewhere in the bottom of that loose sand waiting for someone to dig us out.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:03 pm**

So you're saying someone is stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

Hmmm.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:30 pm**

JacksDad;483373 wrote: So you're saying someone is stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

Hmmm.

Only if you're a type A

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:43 pm**

Ooh. That was good!

Very good.

Now maybe a 2 would remove it.

So where was that nothing thread?

How about that Babylonian Tupperware?

:D

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:07 am**

I still remember tupperware parties from the 70s

the plastic was orange and green and opaque.

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:09 am**

koan;483542 wrote: I still remember tupperware parties from the 70s

the plastic was orange and green and opaque.

The colours you remember were just the mould growing on the content. They sealed well but they still needed emptying occasionally.

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:10 am**

i don't think that tupperware ever really got clean. because it smelled.

too porous.

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:14 am**

why do leftovers look so good when you put them in the fridge and so utterly disgusting the next day?

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:37 am**

I have a shelf for food that is going bad. Anything questionable goes on the shelf. I take no chances.

It's like fridge jail.

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:14 am**

koan;483574 wrote: I have a shelf for food that is going bad. Anything questionable goes on the shelf. I take no chances.

It's like fridge jail.

what like a month in the cooler :wah:

i have nothing less top add to this thread :sneaky:

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:27 am**

jimbo;483591 wrote: what like a month in the cooler :wah:

i have nothing less top add to this thread :sneaky:

i accept the challenge. meet you in the battle zone :sneaky:

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showp ... stcount=18

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:40 am**

koan;483550 wrote: why do leftovers look so good when you put them in the fridge and so utterly disgusting the next day?

except for pizza...:yh_bigsmi