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Is a gigantic bunch of MISTLETOE.



Ya think?





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Val, dear....hadn't you noticed the wreath on my hair? XOXOXOXOX:yh_kiss

I think I may loiter around under it for a while. Jimbo, please retreat a respectable distance

spot grabs a small twig of mistletoe and chases a panicked Jimbo out of the room

Will this do??

* Betty elbows her way to the front and puckers up *

Betty Boop;482014 wrote: * Betty elbows her way to the front and puckers up *


Watch out Betty. Spot and Jimbo are planning a pincer movement

Uncle Kram;482015 wrote: Watch out Betty. Spot and Jimbo are planning a pincer movement




You really do need glasses Krammy, Spots just chased Jimbo out, which just leaves you!

Betty Boop;482017 wrote: You really do need glasses Krammy, Spots just chased Jimbo out, which just leaves you!
:o ooer...be gentle with me then

I was hoping someone would remember the mistletoe!!!!!! Does this mean I gotta kiss Jimbo and Spot as well as Unk... Grin.... Ah well, it's Christmas. Pam puckers up ... :sneaky:

Jimbo and Spot have left the room....I'm in line for Uncle Kram....come on over, AP & we'll take a number together!

ooooh , guppy pucker up for kisses....:yh_kiss

Would you do us all a favor & warm up your lips, guppy? Thanks.

Hey Lulu, Gups!!! These odds suck.. Can Unk cope? Tell ya what, why don't I go and call some of my good big bronzed aussie lifeguard mates and invite them in!!! We better line up some cold tinnies, and she'll be apples!

DECK THE HALLS WITH ROWS OF LIFEGUARDS....fa la la la laaaaa, la la la laaaaaa!

Now, YOU know how to use mistletoe, AP!

To borrow shamelessly from AP... I'm not a thespian but I'm not above

kissing some of you ladies...



Heck, I'm an equal opportunity kisser and Marie, good job!!



Here goes nuthin'!!





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Between this thread, Val, and Lulu singing da blues, I've had the best belly laughs I've had in here for days, possibly weeks.. STOP !!! I gotta concentrate and do some work. I keep bursting into song, or rocking with insane giggles. Spontaneous combustion could be next - and hey, that could set fire to the mistletoe.

I'll leave you all with one thought. The halls are decked with all these thespian loving lifeguards who are mouthing carols like those disgustingly kitch mounted singing fish.

Lulu2;482053 wrote: Jimbo and Spot have left the room....I'm in line for Uncle Kram....come on over, AP & we'll take a number together!




I'm afraid Krammy left the building hours ago, he's worn out :sneaky: :wah:



*Betty stands inline waiting for Arnold and Galbally*

my mate a couple of chrimbo's ago went up to this blond stunner and said any chance of me having a kiss with you under the mistletoe the blond beauty looked him up and down and just said mate there is no chance of you kissing with me under anaesthetic let alone mistletoe , me and the rest of his mates were on the floor crying :wah: :wah: :wah:

Woohoo miseltoe here I come!!



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*squirting breath freshener and applying lip balm in readiness*

There's no way I'm kissing any bronzed and muscular Aussie lifeguards

Anyone up for kissing a nice Jewish girl under the mistletoe?

Muchas smoochas, NJG! (In a girl-friendly way, of course!)

Oh, mistletoe!

Kisses for all!:-4

valerie;481998 wrote: Is a gigantic bunch of MISTLETOE.



Ya think?





:-4


ABSOLUTELY!!!!!