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The 12 Nights of Christmas; for the Scrooge in Thee



The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is ...

ONE

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Finding a Christmas tree.

TWO

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The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me is my

[Husband]: Rigging up the lights,

And finding a Christmas tree.

THREE

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The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[Inebriated man]: Hangovers,

2: Rigging up the lights,

And finding a Christmas tree.

FOUR

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The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[Frustrated man]: Sending Christmas cards,

3: Hangovers,

2: Rigging up the lights,

And finding a Christmas tree.

FIVE

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The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,

4: Sending Christmas cards,

3: Hangovers,

2: Rigging up the lights,

Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

SIX

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The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[Frustrated wife]: Facing my in-laws,

F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,

4: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards,

3: Hangovers,

2: Rigging up these lights,

And finding a Christmas tree.

SEVEN

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The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[Angry man]: The Salvation Army,

6: Facing my in-laws,

F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,

4: Sending Christmas cards,

3: Oh, Jeez!

2: I'm trying to rig up these lights!

And finding a Christmas tree.

EIGHT

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The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[Loud kid]: I WANNA TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!

7: Charities

6: And what do you mean, "your in-laws"?!?

F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,

4: Oh, making out these cards,

3: Edith, get me a beer, huh?

2: What? We have no extension cords?!?

And finding a Christmas tree.

NINE

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The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[Another frustrated man]: No parking spaces,

8: DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!

7: Donations!

6: Facing my in-laws,

F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,

4: Writing out those Christmas cards,

3: Hangovers,

2: Now why the hell are they blinking?!?

And finding a Christmas tree.

TEN

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The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[Toy-commercial voice]: "Batteries not included",

9: No parking spaces,

8: BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!!

7: Get a job, ya bum!!!

6: (sobbing) Oh, facing my in-laws,

F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,

4: Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards,

3: Oh, Jeez, look at this!

2: One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!

Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

ELEVEN

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The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[TV Critic]: Stale TV specials,

10: "Batteries not included",

9: No parking spaces,

8: I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!

7: Charities!!

6: (sobbing) She's a witch! I hate her!

F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,

4: Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!

3: Oh, who's got the toilet paper?

2: Get a flashlight!! I blew a fuse!!!

Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

TWELVE

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The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:

[A few guys]: Singing Christmas Carols,

11: Stale TV specials,

10: "Batteries not included",

9: No parking?

8: WAAAAAAH!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

7: Charities!

6: Gotta make 'em dinner!

F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,

4: I'm not sending them this year, that's it!

3: Shut up, you!

2: FINE!! If you're so smart, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!!

Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

that is very cute and funny santa.....:wah: :wah:

Why thankyou kind Guppy. Wudja like some special fishfood for Christmas or some fin else? :wah:

a hug will do..... and here's one for you....:yh_hugs

you want me to hug a fish? hmmmmmm... wudn't ya just slip right on outa my arms?

ho ho ho your a slippery customer young guppy :wah:

Secret_Santa_2006;479292 wrote: you want me to hug a fish? hmmmmmm... wudn't ya just slip right on outa my arms?



ho ho ho your a slippery customer young guppy :wah:


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