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I'm lucky enough to share an office with my best mate. He's 26 and lives with his girlfriend. For a few years now, at lunchtime, we walk about a mile to the supermarket for some exercise and a change of scene. He usually does a bit of shopping and sometimes we get some food and raid the sample counter.

My boss is always joking that we're like a married couple. We laugh along with it as everyone including her knows it's a joke. The other day though, one of the checkout girls at the store leaned over and asked us if we were a gay couple:yh_ooooo

At first I was a bit put out, but then I adopted a more philosophical approach and thought well at least she didn't think I was his Dad :wah:

You must still look young then Unc!!! That's a good thing! :guitarist

Uncle Kram;473726 wrote: I'm lucky enough to share an office with my best mate. He's 26 and lives with his girlfriend. For a few years now, at lunchtime, we walk about a mile to the supermarket for some exercise and a change of scene. He usually does a bit of shopping and sometimes we get some food and raid the sample counter.

My boss is always joking that we're like a married couple. We laugh along with it as everyone including her knows it's a joke. The other day though, one of the checkout girls at the store leaned over and asked us if we were a gay couple:yh_ooooo

At first I was a bit put out, but then I adopted a more philosophical approach and thought well at least she didn't think I was his Dad :wah:




:yh_rotfl Do you pine for each other when the other is on holiday or off sick?

Uncle Kram;473726 wrote: I'm lucky enough to share an office with my best mate. He's 26 and lives with his girlfriend. For a few years now, at lunchtime, we walk about a mile to the supermarket for some exercise and a change of scene. He usually does a bit of shopping and sometimes we get some food and raid the sample counter.

My boss is always joking that we're like a married couple. We laugh along with it as everyone including her knows it's a joke. The other day though, one of the checkout girls at the store leaned over and asked us if we were a gay couple:yh_ooooo

At first I was a bit put out, but then I adopted a more philosophical approach and thought well at least she didn't think I was his Dad :wah:


my son gets annoyed people wont believe that i'm his dad must be the hair and chins

krambo i'm down to my last 6 chins now ,

Ocnbrz;473731 wrote: You must still look young then Unc!!! That's a good thing! :guitarist


Every cloud has a silver lining

Betty Boop;473732 wrote: :yh_rotfl Do you pine for each other when the other is on holiday or off sick?


As Nomad would say...I'm taking the 5th :wah:

jimbo;473734 wrote: my son gets annoyed people wont believe that i'm his dad must be the hair and chins

krambo i'm down to my last 6 chins now ,
May I suggest a Friday night sortie to your local chippy to top up on your saturated fats ))))))

You probably had that whole sexily unavailable thing going on.

When I was single, I preferred to think all men that didn't fancy me were gay! :wah:

Pinky;473793 wrote: Take it as a compliment Kram, after all gay guys usually have fab dress sense, look after themselves and usually aren't bad looking!
Oh yeah, I had a look to die for in my working clothes :rolleyes:

Pinky;473825 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

You haven't got Moobs have you Unc?
Moobettes

Pinky;473834 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Was that your old backing group?:wah:


One hit wonders with 'Compact Bijou Moobs'

Pinky;473834 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Was that your old backing group?:wah:
Yeah, they could really swing

'Who dear, me dear, gay dear, no dear. How very dare you.'

Pinky;473846 wrote: Music to bounce around to!

Did they have the odd wobbly moment?:yh_giggle
Oh no...Pinkys off again :wah:

Imladris;473844 wrote: 'Who dear, me dear, gay dear, no dear. How very dare you.'
Makes me laugh every time :wah:

Imladris;473844 wrote: 'Who dear, me dear, gay dear, no dear. How very dare you.'


LOVING it! :wah:

Uncle Kram;473852 wrote: Makes me laugh every time :wah:


Not to hijack your thread but did you see Catherine Tate last night? The old queen makes me laugh when he minces off with the 'Come on Leonard'



Oh and Nan is great too!

Imladris;473859 wrote: Not to hijack your thread but did you see Catherine Tate last night? The old queen makes me laugh when he minces off with the 'Come on Leonard'



Oh and Nan is great too! I missed it but I do love Catherine Tate. I was a bit surprised when they had one of her shows on the plane coming back from my holiday though. My daughter said I was laughing too loud

And me......it's sooo embarrassing when I laugh so much that I snort!!:yh_smiley

When I laugh - a good hard laugh - people look at me like - my God that noise is coming out of a human..!! I see their faces - now they're laughing - so everyones laughing - it's fun..

Patsy

P.S. Why did the clerk ask ?

Patsy Warnick;474343 wrote: When I laugh - a good hard laugh - people look at me like - my God that noise is coming out of a human..!! I see their faces - now they're laughing - so everyones laughing - it's fun..

Patsy

P.S. Why did the clerk ask ?
I've no idea... we were only holding hands...:wah:

Well, it could've been the matching shirts.?

Patsy

Patsy Warnick;474549 wrote: Well, it could've been the matching shirts.?

Patsy
Now look here......those pink Liza Minnelli shirts are regulation company uniform:o ...capisce?.....:p

Love a man in pink...do you have a picture of that??

WonderWendy3;474871 wrote: Love a man in pink...do you have a picture of that??


Actually,.......... my mate has got a pink shirt

you know, i thought you were gay as well. uk. oooops.



mate stands for something entirely different here than it does there obviously. ha ha ha ha h aha

Uncle Kram;474921 wrote: Actually,.......... my mate has got a pink shirt


So, actually he's the wife???

Hey there Unc......let me tell ya--I have 2 friends that are gay and they have more woman beating down their door just to see if they can "change" them.... LOL Maybe it will be a profitable thing!!!!!!!!!!!:p I die laughing when they approach like fat kids on a cupcake!:-4

guppy;474930 wrote: you know, i thought you were gay as well. uk. oooops.



mate stands for something entirely different here than it does there obviously. ha ha ha ha h aha


Have I been posting in a gay way?:yh_femfig :yh_flower :yh_battin :yh_blush

Pinky;475132 wrote: Not saying a word
I was quite proud that I managed to resist too :wah:

mominiowa;475231 wrote: Hey there Unc......let me tell ya--I have 2 friends that are gay and they have more woman beating down their door just to see if they can "change" them.... LOL Maybe it will be a profitable thing!!!!!!!!!!!:p I die laughing when they approach like fat kids on a cupcake!:-4Hmmm...interesting Mom. Do you think this is a cunning plan that I should employ with the laaaaaydeez? :sneaky:

Who knows....but it seems to work for Tom and Bill! They are always getting drinks from the ladies and we just laugh and laugh...Maybe its in our will... To Have What We Can't Have! :sneaky: LMAO:D