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My neighbor has a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her "No," I was

starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd

ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost

50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out

of most of my orifices and I.V.s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it

works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one

or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete

so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now

enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition

because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting

in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard

as he staggered out the door.

You are one sick puppy.

Funny, but sick. :sneaky:

If I were in line I would have been playing right along. Gullible people are ever so much fun to mess with.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl oh my gawd................

:yh_rotfl

we need you in my local shop

especially here in Iowa. and definately during this time of year.

that's the best story i have heard in a while. you crack me up.........:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

You are a warped individual ahahahahahaha

And to think you Wolf you that I had you high on my roll in the hay thread. I almost fell off my chair when I got to "licking my balls":D

weber;472170 wrote: And to think you Wolf you that I had you high on my roll in the hay thread. I almost fell off my chair when I got to "licking my balls":D


so.... what? i'm off the list? maybe we can compare techniques?:sneaky:

Not off the list.....ooooh not....not at all.....see your other joke:yh_drool

So funny, is that a true story?

:wah:

Wolfie

Excellent :guitarist

I give it a 9.7 :p

cherandbuster;472290 wrote: Wolfie

Excellent :guitarist

I give it a 9.7 :p


Wow!

i'm gonna have to put that in the local paper.

Saffron;472186 wrote: So funny, is that a true story?



yep. i was channeling Bill Engval, the "Here's your sign" redneck comic.

It is a very funny story.

But no one thought it was that funny when I posted here a while back.