David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:16 am
why golf is better than sex.
#10... A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle
and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to
find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money
doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire
a lawyer if you play
with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you
can do it almost everyday.
#2... You don't have to cuddle
with your partner when
you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
#1... If your equipment gets old
and rusty, you can replace it!
#10... A below par performance
is considered damn good.
#9... You can stop in the middle
and have a cheeseburger
and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to
find the sweet spot.
#7... Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money
doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire
a lawyer if you play
with someone else.
#3... If you live in Florida, you
can do it almost everyday.
#2... You don't have to cuddle
with your partner when
you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason
why golf is better than sex.....
#1... If your equipment gets old
and rusty, you can replace it!