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Pink's a colour

That girls adore

Personally I

Like blue things more

So playing outside

In my pink scarf

Language turned blue

When my mate would laugh

He said "Krammy you

Should never wear pink

Imagine what the

Neighbours will think"

When I grew up

It opened a door

When I realised what

Pinkbits are for;)

Anon

Pinky;467823 wrote: LMAO!!!! Hehe, now a couple of people have had a go, I guess I should confess that the photo is a close up shot of my right ear:wah:

(you honestly didn't think I was THAT bad did ya?)
Oh I'd lobe to see that

Pinky;467831 wrote: Well as there's not many people in here, your chances are waxing closer!:wah:


You're right, there aren't many people in ear

The competition

Of the Superfreak

Appealed to my

Competetive streak

An Ear pic

The glittering prize

Would be a sight

For my sore eyes

Anything pink in the

Form of a sonnet

Could win a voucher

I really wannit

So come on folks

Get rhyming too

A one-horse race

Would never do

Anons brother

Pinky;467823 wrote:

(you honestly didn't think I was THAT bad did ya?)


No,..Just hoping.

Uncle Kram;467853 wrote: You're right, there aren't many people in ear


Bit eary isn't it?

My mouth is looking rather pink

Due to the tissue graft...I think.

The graft was not from man nor sow

But from a very generous cow.

Now you might think this rather strange

And wonder if I'm quite deranged.

But cows are used for problems dental!

Tis true! It's not me being mental!

So grafts, bone sawing...what a dance

For me to have some teeth implants.

It's costing me a lot of money...

The treatment's long, and far from funny.

But other options have I none

Dentures just won't fit my gum.

I can't go toothless... far too vain

And I really want to smile again

So I'll put up with any hue

From pink to bruising, black and blue.

pompom;468039 wrote: That's the absolute dog's ...pink bits, theia. :yh_clap:yh_flower


Thanks Pommy! You're the only one who's read it methinks...it's all happening in another thread, poor timing on my part :-1



(Dog's what, Pommy? )

If that aint a winner then my name's not Abbey.:-6

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Wait a minute, my names not Abbey!

Well, it's damn good anyway Theia x

abbey;468068 wrote: If that aint a winner then my name's not Abbey.:-6

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Wait a minute, my names not Abbey!

Well, it's damn good anyway Theia x


Thanks, Abbs :wah:

A fair breeze

blowing from the south

Quakes the knees

and wets the mouth

The scent of lust

sweet in the air

The breeze caresses

Through my hair

I stand amidst

the circled stones

To offer up

My blood and bones

As pink upon

the morning sky

Enshrines my passion

in its eye

koan;468091 wrote: A fair breeze

blowing from the south

Quakes the knees

and wets the mouth



The scent of lust

sweet in the air

The breeze caresses

Through my hair



I stand amidst

the circled stones

To offer up

My blood and bones



As pink upon

the morning sky

Enshrines my passion

in its eye


i like it koan. it has feeling and i can just imagine the sight .

I thought the stone circle would appeal to Pinky's sensibilities. :-6

pompom;468125 wrote: That makes me think of Tess of the Durbevilles, a hazy recollection of Tess at Stonehenge.

Very atmospheric, I like it.


Tess was the first novel that engaged me so emotionally I threw the book to the floor angry at the character.

Apparently spot is saving his for the last minute. I think it's a form of sniping. Ebay addict.

For Theia!



Remember this is just the beginning

Soon we will all see you grinning

I for one can't wait

To see my mate

Out there having fun

We can get on with our puns

Collapsing on the floor in giggles

Snorting like little piggles

I'm also on a mission

To alter your vision

And get you out of black

Now don't turn your back

Don't cause a stink!

Soon you'll be pretty in Pink!

I vote Betty wins :-6

It's not exactly sonnet form, but here goes.

Whilst my passion layeth unknown;

for a color sublime, without a clone

Tis a grade of variant discretion;

A tone to eyes reveals my obsession.

A hue profound, relished for hours;

A magenta ray, confused of flowers.

Try that you will to deny its existence;

For me, I yearn with little resistance.

A beauty of a sight, unlike grey or blue;

A color not made from one, but two.

To have the need for a color subjective;

In the blink of an eye begins my objective.

Tis in my thoughts, In all I covet;

The color Pink, who wouldn't love it?

The color pink, is that I adore;

Who wouldn't be happy or ask for more?

koan;468315 wrote: Apparently spot is saving his for the last minute. I think it's a form of sniping. Ebay addict.
Sneaking in under the wire is always a good tactic :wah: Wish I'd thought of it

Pinky;469004 wrote: That was bloody good!!!applause for Arnold!!!