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Thought for the day
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:41 am
by Grumpaz
Friends..
Friends are like butt cheeks.
Sh*t might separate them,
But they always come back together.
Send this to all your butt cheeks
HAVE A GOOD DAY
Thought for the day
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:26 am
by Sheryl
:wah: That was good!
Thought for the day
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:33 pm
by Grumpaz
Oh dear, a thief amonst us. Where a ladycop when you need one??:wah: :wah:
Thought for the day
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:25 pm
by Rapunzel
flopstock;465113 wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
I'm stealing this!!
OMG! Me too!
That's hilarious Grumpaz! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Thought for the day
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:50 pm
by CARLA
Grumpaz I'm sorry but I have to steal it as well..:wah: :wah:
Thought for the day
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:07 pm
by weber
I don't know if this is a thought for the day but it is funny.
Subject: RECTUM STRETCHER
This is toooo good ...but awful too!
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the
limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar
gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,
"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop
stammered,
"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Ticket ------------------$95.00
Court Costs ------------$45.00
Look on cops face ----Priceless