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Diana: At age 40 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Canada.

Chonsi: At age 99 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Don't you find it weird that I'm pretty activist when it comes to terrorism in Palestine and Pinky is a teacher?

chonsigirl;464646 wrote:

Chonsi: At age 99 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.


By then you'll have probably jumped. I'd go for a shark. More publicity.

age 99, hit by a bus! i don't think so.

chonsi....you don't own a fish store do you? :yh_nailbi

Guppy: At age 79 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.



probably from chewing my arm out of the shank......:p

lester: At age 36 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

:-3

lester88;464662 wrote: lester: At age 36 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

:-3


that's the best! :yh_rotfl

we have to keep these coming until we see a repeat.

lester88;464662 wrote: lester: At age 36 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

:-3


how old are you? are you really here or is it just a dream?........:wah:

has anybody else noticed val started this thread and didn't tell us how she is gonna die??????:-2

guppy;464671 wrote: has anybody else noticed val started this thread and didn't tell us how she is gonna die??????:-2




BRAT!!



I forget... I did it but I'm an old broad dontcha know... lemmee do

it again...

Ah geez.



valerie: At age 105 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

It's probably just about right!!



:)

Wendy : At age 62 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

The funny part about this is that, this is the 2nd time, cause the first time said I was going to die at age 79 of a herorin (sp?) overdose....but I couldn't remember all of it, so thought I'd go back and copy and paste...now I'm going to die at 62....afraid to go back a 3rd time!!

SnoozeControl;464680 wrote: Mary: At age 88 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)



:wah: Perfect!


now, why doesn't that surprise me.:p

SnoozeControl;464680 wrote: Mary: At age 88 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)



:wah: Perfect!


SHOOT!! Some gals have all the luck...



;)

at 79 I will fall into a vat of shoe polish

well they had the Polish right

I'll be in a padded room before than..

Patsy

This is like shaking the " 8 " Ball.

Patsy

guppy;464664 wrote: how old are you? are you really here or is it just a dream?........:wah:


I turn 18 today..I think i'm reaaly here...or am I??

Melanie: At age 64 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

Rapunzel: At age 67 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

.......

betty: At age 71 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.



:yh_rotfl

Imladris; at age 92 you will die lonely and alone



Sod that, I think I'll just slit my wrists now!

chocoholic: At age 73 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death. :wah:

Lady Cop, remember this for me:

Designer Gal: At age 47 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Cheryl: At age 89 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.



Mz Grumpaz: At age 95 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.



Darn!!!! And all this time I thought I would live to be 103 and be shot by a jealous wife.

nah...you're too smart a lady!

At age 95 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Says at 45,I'm gonna get hit by a bus,I don't even live near a city,what a bunch of sh

At age 110 you will be chosen to judge the Hawaiian Tropic Thong contest..After viewing the third contestant you will happily have a heart attack and expire:D

sunny: At age 67 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Geoff: At age 79 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

This is hubby - why does he get a good death and I have to die lonely and alone??:wah:

Imladris;464959 wrote: Geoff: At age 79 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

This is hubby - why does he get a good death and I have to die lonely and alone??:wah:


Maybe the machine doesn't like you

Mustang: At age 82 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.



:rolleyes: :wah: