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Righto, apologies if there's a post already on this

Who's watching it....? im assuming EVERYBODY of course

Arent ant & dec just the best? right pair of crackerjacks

What do you think of the 'celebs' this time round? and more to the point will faith browns boobs ever drop...? :-2

I don't particularly like the reality shows but I sometimes check out Big Brother. I'm A Celebrity is the best of the bunch though. I just can't believe what they have to do on the bush-tucker trials. All I can say is that those Z-list celebs must be desperate for a return to the limelight. Ant & Dec are on fine form as always, and a bit more risque on this show. Decs face during Dean Gafneys screaming trial was a classic :wah:

I never heard of it............................

Oh yeh cant beat BB, but celebs a close 2nd, id quite like ant & dec to host every single thing on telly tbh, they crack me up but prob because there humour is exactly like mine being from 'up north'

the bushtucker trials are getting more wicked! gaffney was hilarious!

dont you reckon getting the chest is tough though? well except for jan leaming who sits on her arse moaning about it :rolleyes:

chonsigirl;464269 wrote: I never heard of it............................


aw i dont think u get it chick, its excellent

Red;464273 wrote: aw i dont think u get it chick, its excellent


what are ya a macken tackin , a monkey hanger a gordie , or a boro lass



i love geordies there sense of humour is great

jimbo;464274 wrote: what are ya a macken tackin , a monkey hanger a gordie , or a boro lass



i love geordies there sense of humour is great


ppppffft i say!! monkey hanger indeed mr man! :wah:

Im not a geordie really, dunno what i am tbh :-3 used to quite broad till i moved to durham and went all posh like

Red;464276 wrote: ppppffft i say!! monkey hanger indeed mr man!



Im not a geordie really, dunno what i am tbh :-3 used to quite broad till i moved to durham and went all posh like




a gordie joke



a gordie goes to pictures with this girl after a while he does the old yawn and put his arm round her trick



she says your armpits smell of coconut



he says well their bounty :wah: :wah:

jimbo;464278 wrote: a gordie joke



a gordie goes to pictures with this girl after a while he does the old yawn and put his arm round her trick



she says your armpits smell of coconut



he says well their bounty :wah: :wah:


lol jimbo dont give up ur day job pet

Red;464281 wrote: lol jimbo dont give up ur day job pet


ok righty o then

jimbo;464284 wrote: ok righty o then


aw <-----me

are you watching jan now wingeing about doing the trial? thiss hould be very entertaining :sneaky:

Jan's feelin' the love :rolleyes:

Uncle Kram;464302 wrote: Jan's feelin' the love :rolleyes:


she'd be feeling my boot up her backside if i was there

Jan Fans :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

lol :wah:

Is it just me or is David Gest going a bit thin on top? :-3

Uncle Kram;464328 wrote: Is it just me or is David Gest going a bit thin on top? :-3


a bit thin? the man's almost transparent pet

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Jan leeming's has to do the next trial, bugger eh?:yh_youkid

Oh aye...poor jan.... :wah: :wah: my heart bleed's

Red;464344 wrote: Oh aye...poor jan.... :wah: :wah: my heart bleed's
I'm sensing that Jan won't be getting a Christmas card off you Red :-3

Uncle Kram;464346 wrote: I'm sensing that Jan won't be getting a Christmas card off you Red :-3


How did you guess? :rolleyes:

anyone watch it last night?

Pure genius splitting the team into 2 camps, i KNEW jan would suffer as she has no clue how to relate to girls.

Scott.... :wah: wingeing little madam

Red;465753 wrote: anyone watch it last night?

Pure genius splitting the team into 2 camps, i KNEW jan would suffer as she has no clue how to relate to girls.

Scott.... :wah: wingeing little madam


Saw some of it...didn't someone bite someone? Didn't actually see that bit...did whoever got bitten deserve it?

theia;465779 wrote: Saw some of it...didn't someone bite someone? Didn't actually see that bit...did whoever got bitten deserve it?


basically theia phina and lauren were winning and got to the chest first with the key so scott thought fk it and went and sat his arse on said chest to try and prevent the girls from opening it! cheeky sod....aaaaanyway so he's chuntering on about it doesnt say i cant do this blah blah ull have to hit me to get me off or whatever so she bites his shoulder....the wuss harped on about it FOREVER

good for her i say, he started playing dirty so he got what he deserved :sneaky:

am i getting too into the whole thing..?

*makes apt with therapist*

Red;465782 wrote: basically theia phina and lauren were winning and got to the chest first with the key so scott thought fk it and went and sat his arse on said chest to try and prevent the girls from opening it! cheeky sod....aaaaanyway so he's chuntering on about it doesnt say i cant do this blah blah ull have to hit me to get me off or whatever so she bites his shoulder....the wuss harped on about it FOREVER

good for her i say, he started playing dirty so he got what he deserved :sneaky:

am i getting too into the whole thing..?

*makes apt with therapist*


Thanks for the update, Red.

Forget the therapist...it's all good fun and certainly refocuses the mind!

Red;464254 wrote: Who's watching it....? im assuming EVERYBODY of course


Plastique (certainly not the explosive kind!). Entirely manufactured. Take a break

from TV sometime (don't watch it, or DVD/video films, or the cinema) *at all* for

a month), then see what you think when you see it again.

Bill Sikes;465936 wrote: Entirely manufactured.


Same could be said of life, Bill

Pinky;465938 wrote: I don't watch it...I have an utter hatred of all the 'shove a tenuous celeb in it that everyone's forgotton about and people will watch it like the plebs they are' type shows. I also have the same hatred of Big Brother, reality TV and soaps.

But then, I'm fairly abnormal like that thinking:


You don't sit on your couch staring at the TV with your thumbs up your bUm

and brain in neutral, mouth open and dribbling slightly, wondering at the

pre-digested pap?? Good.

theia;465944 wrote: [Manufactured stuff] Same could be said of life, Bill


Absolutely... it's what you make it. I can't get too enthusiastic about third-rate

"celebrities" doing what they're told in little pot boilers, though. Who's that

*horrible* bird with the big knockers? I can't remember. Someone dusted off

the cheat (ex-major someone), and that frightful butler - same goes for them

as the currently in-the-news Simpson - better left buried, IMO!

Pinky;465961 wrote:

I only know who Myleene is because she's from the same area as me:rolleyes:


*Myleene*??? Not Jodi, or someone? Anyway, it doesn't really matter! I know

the generic "who".

Pinky;465961 wrote: a bunch of half forgotton used-to -be somebodies eating slugs in the hope it will revive their buried carreer.


Sorry, forgot that bit... Used-to-be-somebodies, yes - but *what* someones!

I would not invite such stinkers into my round, let alone my sitting-room!

What a *marvellous* moaning thread! I'm afraid I've got the giggles, so I will

have to go to bed.

oh dear maybe i should rename this thread...we hate im a celeb get me outta here...

:wah:

Red;466667 wrote: oh dear maybe i should rename this thread...we hate im a celeb get me outta here...

:wah:




I missed it last night...got involved with ramsey's kitchen nightmares...what happened?

theia;466683 wrote: I missed it last night...got involved with ramsey's kitchen nightmares...what happened?


They let Kerry McFadden and Paul Burrell back in

theia;466683 wrote: I missed it last night...got involved with ramsey's kitchen nightmares...what happened?


hiya theia, jan did the skyjump trial and got 4 stars if i remember right so the girls won the food, but then the boys won the chest...then got the question wrong and still ended up with nowt to eat! lol

not much else happened chick, tonight should be good though its jan and scott again and there doing the munchy bugs trial....yayyyyyy :wah:

Red;466686 wrote: hiya theia, jan did the skyjump trial and got 4 stars if i remember right so the girls won the food, but then the boys won the chest...then got the question wrong and still ended up with nowt to eat! lol

not much else happened chick, tonight should be good though its jan and scott again and there doing the munchy bugs trial....yayyyyyy :wah:


that sounds suitably revolting...I must remember to watch :wah:



I actually quite like jason donovan though I never thought I would

theia;466693 wrote: that sounds suitably revolting...I must remember to watch :wah:



I actually quite like jason donovan though I never thought I would


me to theia, i think he will win tbh, he's such a genuine bloke, dead friendly and caring and he never slags anyone off

Uncle Kram;466685 wrote: They let Kerry McFadden and Paul Burrell back in


Get on with your knitting, Unc

theia;466698 wrote: Get on with your knitting, Unc
Just casting off at the armhole edge boss

I hope Scott enjoys his "grub" :yh_rotfl

Uncle Kram;466720 wrote: Just casting off at the armhole edge boss

I hope Scott enjoys his "grub" :yh_rotfl


can u knit me a snout warmer pls le krammy? i get an awfully cold nose in these winter mnths

Uncle Kram;466720 wrote: Just casting off at the armhole edge boss


I hope it's the second one, Unc...you are way over the expected delivery date

OMG - Jan Leeming said the F word !!!!

She's come a long way since the Iranian Embassy Siege :wah:

Ooo the bush-tucker trial I hope Jan hasn't got a "nut" allergy

They are gonna have to eat Kangaroo's bum!:-3

I wouldn't be able to handle that fruit which tastes like vomit

surely its better to eat it in big bites not nibble at it, get the pain over quickly:wah: