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Man Says Sleeping With Dead Deer Isn't A Crime

November 17, 2006 9:52 p.m. EST



Matthew Borghese - All Headline News Staff Writer

Duluth, MN (AHN) - A man says having sex with a dead deer isn't a crime, since laws only apply to living animals.

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, is on trial for "mating" with a deceased deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

Now, facing a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal, public defender Fredric Anderson, says his client is innocent, since "the statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."

Judge Michael Lucci says, "I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case."

What sparked the debate was Webster's dictionary, which defines an "animal" as "any of a kingdom of living beings."

According to the Superior Daily Telegram, the misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction.

That is one sick bugger!

This guys is definitely a sicko. I would not want him living in my community.

abbey;462921 wrote: That is one sick bugger! :(You ignore, perhaps, the likelihood that the dead deer was female. Doe, as Homer might say.

RedGlitter;462920 wrote: Man Says Sleeping With Dead Deer Isn't A Crime



November 17, 2006 9:52 p.m. EST





Matthew Borghese - All Headline News Staff Writer

Duluth, MN (AHN) - A man says having sex with a dead deer isn't a crime, since laws only apply to living animals.

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, is on trial for "mating" with a deceased deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

Now, facing a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal, public defender Fredric Anderson, says his client is innocent, since "the statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."

Judge Michael Lucci says, "I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case."

What sparked the debate was Webster's dictionary, which defines an "animal" as "any of a kingdom of living beings."

According to the Superior Daily Telegram, the misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction.




The dufus should have learned from the first time, since he got in trouble for it.



This time he should have gotten a room! :p :rolleyes: :yh_tong2

spot;462941 wrote: You ignore, perhaps, the likelihood that the dead deer was female. Doe, as Homer might say.

Ah....Male, female, still a sick bugger Spot.

You know...prostitutes exist in Minnesota, I'm sure. Was he so cheap? I mean what kind of chum is just hanging around Stinson Avenue, sees a poor dead deer and thinks "Heeey....easy *and* cheap!"

stag ering :sneaky:

Pinky;462943 wrote: Only you could pick up on that, Spot!!!I'm still wondering whether he just rolled it into its back on the street or perched it on a convenient fence first. How heavy are these things?

spot;462966 wrote: I'm still wondering whether he just rolled it into its back on the street or perched it on a convenient fence first. How heavy are these things?
Methinks you think too deep hon.

Maybe he just likes to tenderize his meat before he cooks it. Rump roast and all.

RedGlitter;462920 wrote: Man Says Sleeping With Dead Deer Isn't A Crime

November 17, 2006 9:52 p.m. EST



Matthew Borghese - All Headline News Staff Writer

Duluth, MN (AHN) - A man says having sex with a dead deer isn't a crime, since laws only apply to living animals.

Bryan James Hathaway, 20, is on trial for "mating" with a deceased deer he saw beside Stinson Avenue on Oct. 11.

Now, facing a misdemeanor charge of sexual gratification with an animal, public defender Fredric Anderson, says his client is innocent, since "the statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."

Judge Michael Lucci says, "I'm a little surprised this issue hasn't been tackled before in another case."

What sparked the debate was Webster's dictionary, which defines an "animal" as "any of a kingdom of living beings."

According to the Superior Daily Telegram, the misdemeanor charge carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail and a fine of up to $10,000. If convicted, Hathaway could serve a prison term of up to two years because of a previous conviction.




Nomad!!!

i thought you had that "problem" under control. stay on the meds, man. I WON'T have aour love child growing up with a sicko for a father.

WTF,How funy would it have been if a buck had rolled up behind him too return the favor.

Shweet tatersalad;463101 wrote: WTF,How funy would it have been if a buck had rolled up behind him too return the favor.


that's sick.

how did you think of that before me

can you imagine a girl having sex with him now??????:-3

Sort of gives "any port in a storm" new meaning. Sorry about that but as sick as it is, a little bit of humor can be found.:yh_sick :yh_sick

Prudes !