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Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars.

Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.

Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play

him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segal. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then,

looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold says........





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"I'll be Bach."

The most famous line ever associated with terminater movies.......

i Saw it Coming and it was still hilarious:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

NEIGH.............astronomically hysterical:-4 :-4 :-4 :-6 just giggled myself 'round de gobe.snikker

cute, very cute!! We still say that line...

Nice one!! :wah::wah:

that was good



i have a friend called stu bakk



every one talks to him in an arnie voice it drives him mad :wah: :wah: