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How to handle a husband



A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.



The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."



"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."



"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.



I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."



"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."

Damn right! :guitarist

that is really good.....:yh_rotfl

:-2

hahaha certainly wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley!! :wah:

chrisb84uk;458146 wrote: hahaha certainly wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley!! :wah:


Chris my friend

I was wondering

Do you have a girlfriend?

You're a great guy :guitarist

cherandbuster;458151 wrote: Chris my friend



I was wondering



Do you have a girlfriend?



You're a great guy :guitarist


Thanks Cher!



And no, to answer your question.

chrisb84uk;458158 wrote: Thanks Cher!



And no, to answer your question.


Chris

I'm always amazed at the good quality people that are unattached

You, Snoozie, Red, Dr. G, Carla among others

At least you are in excellent company :-4

cherandbuster;458201 wrote: Chris



I'm always amazed at the good quality people that are unattached



You, Snoozie, Red, Dr. G, Carla among others



At least you are in excellent company :-4


Thanks Cher, yep I couldn't agree more. When you are feeling down there's nothing better than chatting to all your great friends here at FG to lift your spirits! :-4 :-6

I wish I would've been aquainted with this woman when I was married....would've solved alot of issues!!

WonderWendy3;458205 wrote: I wish I would've been aquainted with this woman when I was married....would've solved alot of issues!!


Hiya WSquaredCubed (do you like your nickname from me? )

You're better off this way

You might be in prison and then we'd never get to see you in the Garden :p

cherandbuster;458209 wrote: Hiya WSquaredCubed (do you like your nickname from me? )

You're better off this way

You might be in prison and then we'd never get to see you in the Garden :p


Thanks Cher...and you are right!! I Really like the Garden...Very nice bunch of people here. And I wouldn't do well in Prison at ALL!! And yes I like the nick name you gave me...very cute...I was tring to be creative with my name, usually I have sometype of animal associated with my username, so thought I'd go with how I feel lately..conquering the world by myself (don't mean to sound like I'm having a pity party....)