Jamaican Sex Sandals
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:03 pm
A married couple was on a Cruise that stopped in Jamaica.
They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such
when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the
shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You . . foreigners! Come in.
Come into my humble shop!"
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have
some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you
wild at sex."
The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man
claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
Sex-God" that he was....
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
The husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET,
MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET..!!!!"
They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such
when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the
shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You . . foreigners! Come in.
Come into my humble shop!"
So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have
some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you
wild at sex."
The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man
claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
Sex-God" that he was....
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex
freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon."
The husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and
tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this
wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET,
MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET..!!!!"
