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What Christmas present should you never get for a Lady?

Chocolates, hair spray, forgetting completely.

hmmm.. a vacuum cleaner.. or a treadmill...

cars wrote: What Christmas present should you never get for a Lady?


What is your definition of a lady? & do you think women like xmas presents? all i want for christmas is my husband, nothing else. i don't know what to tell you?

greydeadhead wrote: hmmm.. a vacuum cleaner.. or a treadmill...


I'm thinking a treadmill for Christmas might upset me! :-2

Anything with a plug on......

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Great.. no new computers.. stereos... anything like that.. definately narrows the gift selection range by quite a bit.. hehehehehehehe

An Ironing board, pots, anything that has to do with Labour.....

Never the following Two things: A "Life time membership to Weight Watchers", and a "Gun". Cause after getting the first one, she definetly would use the second!!!

Thats bad, could you imagine giving your husband Viagra samples? Maybe then women would not need weight watchers? Hey this is a good point here? Middle age spread or shrinkage is a big deal, it goes hand & hand, yes it does...you can't have one with-out the other? Merry Christmas "these are the "facts" of life!" hahahaha...I'll have a wine please, i'll take the movie too....

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Paula wrote: Thats bad, could you imagine giving your husband Viagra samples? Maybe then women would not need weight watchers? Hey this is a good point here? Middle age spread or shrinkage is a big deal, it goes hand & hand, yes it does...you can't have one with-out the other? Merry Christmas "these are the "facts" of life!" hahahaha...I'll have a wine please, i'll take the movie too....

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LMAO@viagra/no need for weight watchers. Great point!

Paula wrote: Thats bad, could you imagine giving your husband Viagra samples? Maybe then women would not need weight watchers? Hey this is a good point here? Middle age spread or shrinkage is a big deal, it goes hand & hand, yes it does...you can't have one with-out the other? Merry Christmas "these are the "facts" of life!" hahahaha...I'll have a wine please, i'll take the movie too....

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It's not shrinkage :wah:

I you push on either side it pops out again, like those naughty toys you can get :wah:

I'll say sorry now for my crudeness, it's a nursing thing and Paula made me think of it

cars wrote: What Christmas present should you never get for a Lady?


Never give a lady tools you secretly desire.....

"Oh thanks honey nice crescent wrench"She

"oh you really like it, it is the best money can buy, ... can I borrow it some time" he

I bought my husband a cordless screwdriver one father's day. It's what he wanted. I swear it was the best thing I ever bought myself! I used it more than he did. LOL

Paula wrote: Thats bad, could you imagine giving your husband Viagra samples? Maybe then women would not need weight watchers? Hey this is a good point here? Middle age spread or shrinkage is a big deal, it goes hand & hand, yes it does...you can't have one with-out the other? Merry Christmas "these are the "facts" of life!" hahahaha...I'll have a wine please, i'll take the movie too....



check out present ideas...Sounds like Paula needs a spell checker from Santa, should that be whine? :wah:



I had a friend, worlds biggest cheapskate. Used to save gifts he didn't like, and later give them to someone else. You know the rest of this story, it was his boss, and he didn't see the hand written note inside the box. [how to make a really good career move]

Peg wrote: LMAO@viagra/no need for weight watchers. Great point!


WHAT"S VIAGRA? Ha Ha. Anyway, I'm the one who needs Weight Watchers!!!

With viagra, you may not need weight watchers LOL. It could provide the best form of exercise ever!

OK, y'all started it: didja hear about the lady baking Christmas breads, ran out of yeast, substituted Viagra. Santa came down the chimney, had snack, got stuck in chimney for 4 hours., had blue Christmas.