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baby's size

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:22 am
by Wolverine
Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her

acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her

childhood illness. She informed Jim that she

suffered a disease that left her breasts at the

maturity of a 12 year old.He stated that it was OK

because he loved

her soooo much.However,Jim felt this was also the

time for him toopen up and admit that he also had a

deformity too.Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and

said...."I too have a problem.My penis is the same

size as an infant and I hope you could deal with

that once we are married.

She said,"Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size

penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not

wait for the Honeymoon.Jim whisked Sandy off to

their hotel suite and they started touching,teasing,holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants,she began to

scream and ran out of the room!Jim ran after her to

find out what was wrong.

She said, "You told me your penis was the size of

an infant!"

"Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches

long!"

baby's size

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:37 am
by Carl44
Wolverine;451425 wrote: Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her

acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her

childhood illness. She informed Jim that she

suffered a disease that left her breasts at the

maturity of a 12 year old.He stated that it was OK

because he loved

her soooo much.However,Jim felt this was also the

time for him toopen up and admit that he also had a

deformity too.Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and

said...."I too have a problem.My penis is the same

size as an infant and I hope you could deal with

that once we are married.

She said,"Yes I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size

penis."

Sandy and Jim got married and they could not

wait for the Honeymoon.Jim whisked Sandy off to

their hotel suite and they started touching,teasing,holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants,she began to

scream and ran out of the room!Jim ran after her to

find out what was wrong.



She said, "You told me your penis was the size of

an infant!"



"Yes, it is..... 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches

long!"




hey i started that rumour :wah: :wah:

baby's size

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:39 am
by Betty Boop
:eek: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

baby's size

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:53 pm
by Wolverine
jimbo;451442 wrote: hey i started that rumour :wah: :wah:


i know. poor suzy.

baby's size

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:57 pm
by cherandbuster
Great joke Wolfie :D

I guess that is what you'd call

Too much of a good thing :p

baby's size

Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:48 pm
by guppy
great joke. :wah: :wah: