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The old git has piles ..AND I'M NOT LAUGHING ONE LITTLE BIT :yh_bigsmi

Pinky;448871 wrote: LMAO!!! That's ok, he doesn't need to sit down to get on with the washing up or the ironing does he?


Don't be daft , hes a real man(hes a builder) he doesn't do washing an ironing he thinks the cleaning fairy comes in an does it :-5

Ouch, may I suggest a doughnut shaped cushion?

Pinky;448876 wrote: Good opportunity to tell him the cleaning fairy will keep poking his butt unless he does it, haha! Evil bitch, I am!:wah:


The only thing and i mean ONLY THING he does is take the rubbish out ..thats mans work

Jay76;448878 wrote: Ouch, may I suggest a doughnut shaped cushion?


I can live with him having a plum hanging out of his arse in fact i think its dam funny ..only its not so funny when he wants me to look at the dam thing :yh_sick

A plum..lol

Still at least it's not a bunch of grapes.

I think it's good for men to experience this, it should help them to appreciate their partners who have children and the ordeal we have to go through.:wah:

Jay76;448884 wrote: A plum..lol

Still at least it's not a bunch of grapes.

I think it's good for men to experience this, it should help them to appreciate their partners who have children and the ordeal we have to go through.:wah:


HERE HERE:D ..Welcome to the garden by the way:)

Thank you.

My partner asked if childbirth really was that painful while I was mid-contraction:mad:

Silly man, I told him it would be like him having to **** out a widescreen TV.

It made the midewife laugh so much she started to cry.

Jay76;448892 wrote: Thank you.

My partner asked if childbirth really was that painful while I was mid-contraction

Silly man, I told him it would be like him having to **** out a widescreen TV.

It made the midewife laugh so much she started to cry.


Men, you can't live with them and you can't bury them under the patio :rolleyes: :yh_bigsmi

Well you can but the patio table goes on the wonk and wobbles when you try to eat your tea.:wah:

Jay76;448921 wrote: Well you can but the patio table goes on the wonk and wobbles when you try to eat your tea.:wah:


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Yet another occasion that I'm glad no-one can hear me laughing at the computer!!

Welcome Jay, you'll fit in well!!