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my favourite so far:

Mary E. Moore, Gladwyne, PA. USA

He said "Mission Acomplished" before

Now it's "Making good progress" galore

All Bush's conclusions

Are downright delusions

Next: "It's hardly a real civil war"

Helen Meikle, Australia

I don't understand, I admit

How a nation that sees itself fit

To be called number one

In the world barring none

Can elect such a gibbering twit

:yh_giggle

Sally Rosoff, Laguna Woods, CA. USA

Carpet bombing is not bombing rugs,

And it's not just like stepping on bugs.

Lots of people are dying

When bombers are flying;

Those who do it are murderous thugs.



:yh_peace

Merle Borg, San Diego, CA. USA

Fascism correctly defined

Is church, state, and money combined

Not foreign insurgence

For fascist convergence

At home our search should be confined

:yh_clap

Richard Harrison, Venice, Florida, USA

This reminder for each Democrat

Our party will give tit-for-tat

"R" is how we began

And we end with "I CAN"

While the end of your party spells "RAT"



:yh_party

We need some home-grown FG entries here...

The collusionist clique in DC

has spread "freedom and democracy"

by committing a bent

catalyzing event

designed by the PNAC

tremendous, spot

bravo!

my first effort:

The hunt for Osama's forgotten

With the quagmire Bush has been caught in.

Perhaps, in hindsight,

He'll admit in this fight

That the grapes aren't just sour, they're rotten.

koan;447523 wrote: my first effort:

The hunt for Osama's forgotten

With the quagmire Bush has been caught in.

Perhaps, in hindsight,

He'll admit in this fight

That the grapes aren't just sour, they're rotten.


Excellent, Koan :guitarist