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SnoozeControl;446109 wrote: Ok BE HONEST...how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones *I love you so here's a too cutesy angel and some mushy poem to prove it...* ~~ BLEH!! Like the cute wasn't bad enough, THEN they FORCE you by threatening bad luck if you don't send it on to others and back to them to prove you read the email! A vicious circle!





Here's my version:



YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED BY THE GOOD LUCK ANGEL!

HE'S GOOD LUCK BECAUSE HE PROBABLY MADE YOU SMILE.

I KNOW I SMILED.

WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED TRYING TO SEE UP HIS LOINCLOTH......AND YOU JUST LOOKED AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU? WHY NOT SEND THIS ON TO SOME OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO MAKE THEM SMILE, TOO?

DON'T SEND IT BACK TO ME. I JUST GOT ALL THE DROOL OUT OF MY KEYBOARD :yh_drool


I got that one Snooze

Now I am a very good girl:-2 but I looked up there so hard I almost busted my eyes. Still looking. Nothin' added to nothin' comes up to nothin':yh_rotfl

OMG What a Hunk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phwoarr!

I could SO ruffle his feathers for him!

Whew! Calming down a little now.......

I agree those emails are annoying! My daughter has a friend who sends her millions of them - all promising wonderful things if she forwards it to 10 people in 10 mins and threatening dire repercussions if she doesn't!

I just delete them all! :p

Ive had more than my fair share of angel e-mails this week & even an angel therapy session but that's the best angel by far :-4

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you think snooze airbrushed or changed that in photoshop pinks? are there men out there that gorgeous, drool

Pinky;446194 wrote: Yeah, I get fed up of mushy stuff. Here's one I really like:

I'm getting a bit tired of all those namby - pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality?

So, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and

plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made

you that way.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had

sex.

4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of

you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible

stories about how much worse it could be and to

stop your bloody whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use only little

words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me

until you are well again, I don't want whatever

you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your

clumsiness.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

in that case i better seriously look into visiting you soon pinks :sneaky:

Pinky;446400 wrote: Hehe!!! That could be fun!:D


not if your guy looks like that !!!!!!!!!!!!

i'd be a blubbering, drooling wreck :wah: