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HO HO HO

Boys and Girls!

Its less than two months to Christmas Eve so time to tell old santa what all you nice boys and girls would like for Christmas?

Tell me what you would like for yourselfs or for your FG friends?

Something fun or something funny, gorgeous or cute?

BUT you HAVE to tell me if you have been good boys and girls AND

you HAVE to keep the wishes nice....or you go on santa's naughty boy and girl list!!! :sneaky:

I'm also going to add some good boys and girls to my buddy list. :-4

Stay Good, Be Happy, Play Nice. :-6

Love from

Ho Ho Ho

forgetful old santa forgot to say that if you want to be added to my good girl and good boy buddy list all you have to do is ask.

And tell me why your a good boy or girl. :-4

SnoozeControl;442838 wrote: Santa, could I have some catnip mice for my cats? That's about all I really want.

Thank you.


Catnip mice are on my list right now!

So tell me SnoozeControl, have you been a good girl this year? :sneaky:

Do you deserve your catnip mice?

And what about a nice present for you young lady?

Tell old santa what you would like?

Or perhaps one of your nice friends can tell me what you would like to see in your stocking on Christmas morning? :-4

SnoozeControl;442925 wrote: No better than I had to be.

I don't, but my cats do.

Don't want one, thanks.

Nothing.

I don't have any friends.


Now thats a sad thing little lady. I see you have friends on your buddy list and your on my buddy list so you do have friends after all. Perhaps one of SC's young friends can suggest a nice gift for her? hmmm?

SnoozeControl;442838 wrote: Santa, could I have some catnip mice for my cats? That's about all I really want.

Thank you.


you will get nothing. your cats they sit around, looking down on you with with an aire of superiority, licking their own butts, and puking in your shoes.

actually, on that last one, they deserve a reward.

Oh ho ho young snooze

perhaps the grinch is trying to be kind and telling me in a very roundabout way that you need some shoe liners this christmas?

I have put them on my list next to the catnip.

If old grinchy is really being naughty he's gonna get a lump of coal from the elfs! ho ho ho

SnoozeControl;442957 wrote: I do have sort of smelly feet. Thanks, Santa!


yeah! i'm guessing you've developed an immunity to the alluring aroma of old Gym socks and Kitty hurl.

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year. I like being surprised when I open my gifts, so would please just surprise me.

:-6

Dear Santa, I'm always a good girl, even when I'm bad. I like most anything really, specially surprises, but a nice shopping card would sure go a long way!

Dear Santa-i have been as good as i can be. it isn't getting me anywhere so please send me a book on how ot be BAD. :wah:

When I'm good, I'm very very good, Santie, as you know

But hey when I'm bad, I'm better, don't you think?!

Wanna lap dance?

:sneaky:

For pressies - just diamonds, please, as usual!!! :-4

Hiya Santa

I've been a very good girl this year

But tell me

Do you ever see Sam Sam The Chanukah Man in your travels? :-6

cherandbuster;443188 wrote: Hiya Santa

I've been a very good girl this year

But tell me

Do you ever see Sam Sam The Chanukah Man in your travels? :-6


I have.....................

Dear Santa, I've been bad and rotten this year as usual. If you stop by house again I may pop a cap in your a$$..:wah:

Saaaaaaantaaaaaaaa... I know things about you, you bad booooooy.

Remember that time at band camp?

Calling GhostBusters!

Secret_Santa_2006;442873 wrote: Catnip mice are on my list right now!

So tell me SnoozeControl, have you been a good girl this year?

Do you deserve your catnip mice?

And what about a nice present for you young lady?

Tell old santa what you would like?

Or perhaps one of your nice friends can tell me what you would like to see in your stocking on Christmas morning?


Hello Santa, my dear friend Snooze hasn't been laid in years so.... can she have a man ..please :rolleyes: :yh_bigsmi

dreidel;443209 wrote: I have.....................


Mr. or Ms. Dreidel!!

It's awesome to make your acquaintance

So tell me

Does SSCM (Sam Sam the Chanukah Man) really have a great house in Boca right on the beach? :-6

And a vacation cottage up in the Poconos too!:-6

dreidel;443243 wrote: And a vacation cottage up in the Poconos too!:-6


Dreidel

I can see that you and I are gonna become great friends :-6

Tell me

Are you a man or a woman?

How 'bout a glass of Manechewitz wine with me some time? :guitarist

La Chaim!

Thank you cherandbuster!

dreidel;443245 wrote: La Chaim!

Thank you cherandbuster!


Dreidel

Please call me Cher

And your Hebrew is excellent :guitarist

Did you know that I have a Jewish chihuahua named Buster?

I can't seem to find a yarmalka that fits over his ears

I found one for a cat, but cannot post it until I reach 15.......................

Maybe Buster will not know it was made for a kitty.

But maybe I can leave some gelts for him to snack on for now....................

dreidel;443254 wrote: I found one for a cat, but cannot post it until I reach 15.......................

Maybe Buster will not know it was made for a kitty.

But maybe I can leave some gelts for him to snack on for now....................


Dreidel

You are my new best friend in the Garden :-4

The only problem with gelt for Buster

Is that it is usually made of chocolate

Which is not too good for dogs

However . . .

his Mommy will be most happy to eat it all :p

SnoozeControl;443252 wrote: Thank you, Pants. That ought to get all the quality men out in force. :rolleyes:




That's great

SnoozeControl;443259 wrote: Oy... gefilte fish... eat it, you're too skinny!


I'd just throw it up

It's pretty disgusting in my opinion

But I'd love a nice noodle kugel please

Then you shall have some....................

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I like them alot too...............

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Dreidel

Will you break my heart

and leave the Garden when Chanukah is over?

'Cause I'd love to hang out with you :-6

No, I think it is nice here. I would like to stay.

SnoozeControl;443266 wrote: First time I had lox and bagel, I thought I was gonna puke. I've since overcome my revulsion to semi-raw salmon. :rolleyes:

Now matzo ball soup is a different matter. Serious yum! :p


I love lox and kugel

Matzo ball soup is pretty good, too

And that about sums up Good Jewish Food

Some challah too....................

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dreidel;443277 wrote: Some challah too....................


I love challah too! :guitarist

Dreidel

What do you think of the Garden so far?

I hope everyone has been VERY NICE to you

SnoozeControl;443295 wrote: I dunno about that, we had a really good (in my limited experience) Jewish deli near us when I was growing up in San Diego, and most of the food was amazing. You just don't see that sort of think around anymore unless you're in a big city. I actually saw an "English style deli" advertised here... what the hell does that mean?


I know what you mean

When I go to south Florida

They have *tons* of Jewish delis

and they are always filled to capacity

But it's really hard

to find a good one here in Boston :-6

Is Ruben's any good, Cher?

cherandbuster;443271 wrote: I love lox and kugel

Matzo ball soup is pretty good, too

And that about sums up Good Jewish Food


Questions: what is lox and kugel? and what is matzo ball soup? I know what bagels are of couse, we have them here they are becomming more popular each year. I like them best with cream cheese, chives and smoked samon.

Incidently: Hi Santa, I would like a Mac Mini please, I have been awfully good and I can't think of anything bad that I did this year, except for punching that drunk cosmonaut. I also really tried hard to make the councelling service as good as possible this year and the law suits were way down on the previous fiscal period. OK santa, thank you, that will be all. Give my regards to Mrs Claus and the Elves.