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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea. Now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

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A coach pulled up outside a pub and the coach driver went inside.

He called over the bartender and said "I have a coach load of deaf mutes outside who want to come in for a drink.

If they hold up their index finger it means they want a pint. If they hold up their index finger and fold it in half, it means they want a short."

The bartender agreed this was okay and so all the deaf mutes piled into the pub.

The system worked well with all the deaf mutes pointing to the drinks they wanted and indicating whether they wanted pints or shorts.

After a while, one of the deaf mutes walked up to the bar and stood there with his mouth open. Gradually all the other deaf mutes followed, until they were all lined up along the bar, standing with their mouths open.

The bartender turned to the coach driver and asked what they were all doing.

The coach driver said "Oh God, we'll never get them out of here now............they're singing!"

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Apologies for non pc joke!

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