Top 10 reasons why trick-or-treating is better than sex:
Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:36 pm
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN HAVING SEX...
#10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
#9) Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.
#8) The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.
#7) You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the "Candy".
#6) The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.
#5) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
#4) If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
#3) Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
#2) You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week.
And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex...
#1) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT...YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!
:yh_pumpkn
#10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
#9) Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.
#8) The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.
#7) You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the "Candy".
#6) The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing you're someone else.
#5) If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
#4) If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
#3) Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
#2) You don't have to call the person that gave it to you next week.
And the #1 reason trick-or-treating is better than having sex...
#1) IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT...YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!!
:yh_pumpkn
