Go Gitcha Momma
Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:12 am
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they
were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife
shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially
by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, what's that?" The father (never having
seen an
elevator) responded,
"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my
entire
life, I
ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
very large older lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them
into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
Then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the
walls
Opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde
woman
Stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
Quietly to his son,
"Boy... go gitcha momma."
were in a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife
shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially
by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, what's that?" The father (never having
seen an
elevator) responded,
"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my
entire
life, I
ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a
very large older lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady
rolled between them
into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and
Then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the
walls
Opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde
woman
Stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
Quietly to his son,
"Boy... go gitcha momma."
