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Ode to Hiney Sittin'

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess?

He asked if I'd been 'puting,

And I had to answer "yes"

He told me to get off my butt

And tidy up the house

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work...

I didn't mean to 'click'

But click, I did, and "CLICK" again

A real absorbing site

That I got SO way into..

I was into it all night

Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney

HAH!

I was just thinnking about cleaning my house, and yes every little bit is an accomplishment so maybe I will just opt for the satisfaction of cleaning the mouse ahahahaha

Internet Compulsion



The bed's aren't made, the dishes can wait,

the bills are due and the mortgage is late.

The socks aren't darned, dinner is burned

The dog has fleas -- and my friends feel spurned.

The garden is ready, it's time to plant

But right this moment, I really can't.

'HTML' and close that tag

Farther behind I seem to lag.

I'm clicking and linking and all that stuff

Life on the internet is really tough.

Send and receive and check eMail

"Come to bed" I hear them wail.

St. Peter may be waiting at the Golden Gate,

I hate to disappoint him -- but I'm gonna be late.

But, bottom line, what can I say,

My cyber friends just make my day.

minks wrote: HAH!

I was just thinnking about cleaning my house, and yes every little bit is an accomplishment so maybe I will just opt for the satisfaction of cleaning the mouse ahahahaha


You've definitely got the right attitude minksy!

Cos a dirty mouse might get his revenge . . . . .

hah!!

I treat my mouse very nicely, if not.... how could i get here ahahahaha

Rapunzel and Minks:

R--Very Funny! It's so comforting to know that I'm not alone in my cyber-ness.

M--I love love love your avatar!!! Where did you find that?

I want to make a sweatshirt with that on it!

Oops. I think I just hijacked this thread. Ignore that last remark.