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Hey Gang

A little Jewish girl like me sure gets kinda lonely on December 25th.

Tell me why I should go to YOUR house for Christmas.



The best answer gets Cher - - and Buster -- for the whole entire day :-6

cherandbuster wrote: Hey Gang



A little Jewish girl like me sure gets kinda lonely on December 25th.



Tell me why I should go to YOUR house for Christmas.





The best answer gets Cher - - and Buster -- for the whole entire day :-6


Because we are going to eat smoked ham.

YZGI wrote: Because we are going to eat smoked ham.


Hmmmm . . .

I eat ham and shellfish, so no problem there

I will take your offer under consideration, Y :p

I dunno what we're doing yet...sometimes we eat out for holidays...depends on our mood at the time! :-6

cherandbuster wrote: Hmmmm . . .



I eat ham and shellfish, so no problem there



I will take your offer in consideration, Y :p


Then you arent a good enough Jew to hang crap on then.:wah:

I'll also be offering my service to decorate the tree

I never get to do that

And no, there is no such thing as a Chanukah bush

cherandbuster wrote: I'll also be offering my service to decorate the tree



I never get to do that



And no, there is no such thing as a Chanukah bush


Uhh I beg to differ.

OH, PINKSTER!

Cher, we'll have wendybird and mr. wendybird and champagne, lobster and movies! PLUS...it's going to be a sunny, California-warm day!

Right now

I'd have to say that Lulu2 is in the lead

You can't beat the combo she's offered up . . .

can you? :-3

..................... and a hot tub in the back yard, under the big umbrella tree......and my very own Lulu dog to love you & Buster.

Lulu2 wrote: ..................... and a hot tub in the back yard, under the big umbrella tree......and my very own Lulu dog to love you & Buster.


and do I get to meet the "Boy Toy"?



I really wanna meet the Boy Toy!

Of course! I trust you with my boy toy. You just can't play with him.

Lulu2 wrote: Of course! I trust you with my boy toy. You just can't play with him.


I would never!

Neither would he -- he's got the best around :-4

Xoxo:-4

flopstock wrote: Planning for littleone to spend the day at the her dads family that day. She has always gone to the grandparents on holidays and I have no intention of starting that 'split the holiday' routine that folks do when the adults separate. I'll have my holiday with her either before or after. So I have no major plans for that day... we could sit around and trash anyone who isn't on here then.:wah:


That sounds like fun! :wah:

i'll be swamped with kids and pressies, but once the papers all ripped off I'll be left with a sea of wrapping paper whilst they haul their booty off to their rooms to play with it. No doubt hubby will be playing on his puter so I'll sit here and drink the middles out of some liquer chocolates and have some fun!

And we can razz Santa for all the crappy pressies he delivers! hehehe :wah:

Pressie opening in the morning followed by a lovely long walk with the pups on the yorkshire moors.

Turkey and all the trimmings pm, then drink till we drop evening till boxing day.

You and Buster are more than welcome x.

You should come to my house, because I would bet you have never eaten dinner with a chinchilla before.

abbey wrote: Pressie opening in the morning followed by a lovely long walk with the pups on the yorkshire moors.

Turkey and all the trimmings pm, then drink till we drop evening till boxing day.

You and Buster are more than welcome x.




Let's see:

1) Present opening -- that's good!

2) Dog walking -- that's good!

3) Turkey plus -- that's good!

4) Drink till we drop -- DING DING DING We have a winner here! :guitarist

Marie5656 wrote: You should come to my house, because I would bet you have never eaten dinner with a chinchilla before.


You've got a good point there, Marie

But I'll have to convince Buster than Trixie is *not* dinner

cherandbuster wrote: You've got a good point there, Marie

But I'll have to convince Buster than Trixie is *not* dinner


my moneys on the chinchilla:wah:

cherandbuster wrote: You've got a good point there, Marie

But I'll have to convince Buster than Trixie is *not* dinner


Just tell Buster there is more fluff than food there. Not worth the time or energy.

zinkyusa wrote: my moneys on the chinchilla:wah:


And DON'T think Buster can't be trained to eradicate bats, Mister!

cherandbuster wrote: Hey Gang

A little Jewish girl like me sure gets kinda lonely on December 25th.

Tell me why I should go to YOUR house for Christmas.



The best answer gets Cher - - and Buster -- for the whole entire day [/COLOR


Here goes;

* Good Christmas music (no that's not an oxymoron!)

* Abundant booze, just choose your tipple

* Hot and cold home made food that wouldn't look out of place at Henry VIII banqueting table :wah:

* Cold weather outside but warm as toast in my house:)

* Good company with lots of laughs (if I do say so myself)

* A crackingly big and glamorous tree

Oh yeah and if you eat or drink in my house over Christmas the calories don't count! Really. And you don't get hangovers either.....

Katy x

ArnoldLayne wrote: And me ?No darlin, that arse is way too large to be yours!

Katy1 wrote: Here goes;

* Good Christmas music (no that's not an oxymoron!)

* Abundant booze, just choose your tipple

* Hot and cold home made food that wouldn't look out of place at Henry VIII banqueting table :wah:

* Cold weather outside but warm as toast in my house:)

* Good company with lots of laughs (if I do say so myself)

* A crackingly big and glamorous tree

Oh yeah and if you eat or drink in my house over Christmas the calories don't count! Really. And you don't get hangovers either.....

Katy x


The noncaloric part is just about the clincher, Katy:)

Throw in a fire in your fireplace and we got a deal! :guitarist

(Val prepares to blow other folks out of the water)



Ahem:



I'll see your champagne, pressies and fires and raise you:



One Mr. A and one Tamsen!



(There, surely THAT will do it!!)









Plus, I'm a little Jewish girl, too!



:-6

valerie wrote: (Val prepares to blow other folks out of the water)



Ahem:



I'll see your champagne, pressies and fires and raise you:



One Mr. A and one Tamsen!



(There, surely THAT will do it!!)









Plus, I'm a little Jewish girl, too!



:-6


And the winner is: VALERIE!

When you sweeten the pot with Mr. A, well . . . and then with my girl Tamsen :-4

How could I EVER refuse? :guitarist

cherandbuster wrote:

And no, there is no such thing as a Chanukah bush
Oh, so you shave then???

Tell me why I should go to YOUR house for Christmas.



Cause I will have a grand son to show off to you

Cause half of my family will be abandoning me this year

Cause i have a lovely spare room done up in blue and jungle scenery for you

Cause we will have snow

Cause ummmmm you could meet 2 FG members at once me and BB

Cause Jr Minks is cooking

Cause we love you :-4

Boy, a baby grandson, Cher... think I might have to fold... I

would understand if you wanted to go for THAT!!



;)



:-4

valerie wrote: Boy, a baby grandson, Cher... think I might have to fold... I

would understand if you wanted to go for THAT!!



;)



:-4


Oh Val I didn't connect the meet 2 members of FG at once duh ahahahaha

I didn't mean to out do you

I could send her 'round for boxing day

Dang, I didn't get to make my offer.

Well, truth is I have not much to offer this year except that we're doing Cmas differently. I'll be making the world's best enchiladas, we can enjoy the tree, a nice big fire, any drink of your choice, maybe some cool games and there will be a small mountain of presents for Buster. :-4 We do Cmas on Cmas Eve so you could still have Cmas with Valerie, the lucky winner!

minks wrote: Oh Val I didn't connect the meet 2 members of FG at once duh ahahahaha

I didn't mean to out do you

I could send her 'round for boxing day


:yh_rotfl (I didn't think about it until you just now said that!!)



DOH!!



Boxing Day is good, very good...



No, wait a minnit, I know!! I withdraw from the Christmas competition

and hereby claim NEW YEAR's!! :p



(Hafta work my fingers to the bone between now and then to keep Cher and I in

bubbly!!)

cherandbuster wrote: Hey Gang

A little Jewish girl like me sure gets kinda lonely on December 25th.

Tell me why I should go to YOUR house for Christmas.



The best answer gets Cher - - and Buster -- for the whole entire day :-6


'cos Christmas is a time for family and you're part of my family.

Then again, you and Buster would be welcome anytime - why wait until Christmas?

Our April would love to share with Buster and you are be welcome anytime you care to visit.

Oh Oh Oh

Come see me !!

First, a champagne breakfast on the alfresco in the sunshine. Last year we had crepes with strawberries and cream and custard and fresh fruit salad, bacon and eggs and sundried tomato and olive homemade bread, spread with my delicious basil pesto.

Then we open the doggie gifts (chaos ensues - 4 dogs running around like crazy with queaking toys and large bones)

Then we open the human gifts (more chaos ensues as I squeal and skip around in excitement)

Then we are going to Terri's (from the other forum )place for a good Aussie BBQ

And she has 10 chi's now!!

Imagine how much fun Buster would have!

Oh and a pool!

The spare room is ready for you!

Even has a king size bed - so plenty of room for hubby and Buster

cherandbuster wrote: Hey Gang



A little Jewish girl like me sure gets kinda lonely on December 25th.



Tell me why I should go to YOUR house for Christmas.





The best answer gets Cher - - and Buster -- for the whole entire day :-6




All I wear is a bow on Christmas morning.

valerie wrote: :yh_rotfl (I didn't think about it until you just now said that!!)



DOH!!



Boxing Day is good, very good...



No, wait a minnit, I know!! I withdraw from the Christmas competition

and hereby claim NEW YEAR's!! :p



(Hafta work my fingers to the bone between now and then to keep Cher and I in

bubbly!!)


aw splendid Val that sounds marvey I can't wait

Xmas at Minx's whoot whoot, anyone else wanna join us feel free

Nomad wrote: All I wear is a bow on Christmas morning.


oh oh now there is an offer you don't get every day, ok Cher darling I may have to withdraw as well ...........:wah:

I make a lovely dinner for Christmas, and there will lots of homemade cookies to eat. And Buster can play with Won Ton and the bunnies.

It would be lots of fun, with love and good holiday cheer.

CHER! Youre playing with us! My feeling about this is that we should all be accepting YOUR invitation!

That'll work fine for me! ...besides I was about to say that your town was second on my list for the day, before I headed back to my place... I could just pick ya' up... (I'm a pretty good pilot, so... I've only crashed twice. :p ) ...and you can bring the pup to play with my lil' pup.

OK, one more try Cher. My Great Uncle played Darth Vader in the original Star Wars Trilogy (seriously), I'll get him to visit............I might even fashion together a suit for him to wear out of bin bags and a bucket. What do you reckon?

Because cher it will be around "80" :-6 degrees!!!!

Nomad wrote: All I wear is a bow on Christmas morning.


WHERE? :p :rolleyes:

Katy1 wrote: OK, one more try Cher. My Great Uncle played Darth Vader in the original Star Wars Trilogy (seriously), I'll get him to visit............I might even fashion together a suit for him to wear out of bin bags and a bucket. What do you reckon?


Well I was going to offer Cher to share in the chaos and gluttony that is our Christmas but now I want to blag an invite to meet Darth Vader (aka Green Cross Code Man). I'm practicing using a lightsaber and breathing into a tin can....



please, please can I come.....Oh invite Luke Skywalker too and all my dreams could come true this year:sneaky: :wah: :wah: